A Brief List of Random Questions for Discussion - ZEFRANK.COM

dddrum · 09-22-2005, 02:57 PM

1.) How might one use a frankfurter as a weapon?

2.) Is it true that warts are caused by deranged pixies, or is this in fact the case?

3.) If you were President of the United States, how would that affect your bed time?

4.) Does a giraffe have more or less spots? That is, does he have more spots or less spots?

5.) Why? That is, why does a giraffe have more spots or less spots? That is, how come?

6.) How soon can you eat a banana? While standing? While sleeping?

7.) When the moon comes over the mountain, if no one is waiting at the k- k- k- kitchen door, does it make a sound?

8.) Why do birds suddenly appear?

9.) What makes people go, "Ow ow ow ow ow!" when you lift them by their hair?

10.) What if you were Brad Pitt, and you were stranded on an island with Keira Knightley?

11.) Should I give you a minute or two before asking the next question?

12.) Two, then?

13.) OK. What if the island was Manhattan?

14.) And she was Rosie O'Donnell?

15.) And Don King was selling tickets?

16.) And you were Don King?

17.) Why don't we change the subject?

18.) How do you get down off an L.L. Bean salesman?

19.) How do you get up off a duck?

20.) If you were composing a brief list of random questions for discussion, and you were as loopy as a prawn on a piewagon, how would you come up with exactly twenty of them?

21.) Is that so?

dan hi hi · 07-17-2007, 08:31 AM

i have a question 4 u. Why does CHOCO taste so good? oh i know y cuz its CHOCO

I bet thats ur face right now burned! Oh i have anthr 1 fur u .Y do i care? Oh wait i don't! ok i waz jk about the mean stuff im srry

Capella · 07-17-2007, 09:56 AM

Your honor, I would like to make a motion to include a broader giraffe-related topics in this discussion.

brightpearl · 07-17-2007, 03:47 PM

I'd like to interject that question number one is based in a tautology, because the average cholesterol- and salivary gland-laden frankfurter is a de facto weapon without any special use applied to it.

brightpearl · 07-17-2007, 04:09 PM

Oh, and as regards the duck, it's best not to get on in the first place. They bite.

T.I.P. · 07-17-2007, 04:15 PM

* tries to repress drool reflex*

Objection ! I demand that my client receive maximum garnishment from the defense. That includes relish, yellow mustard, and ketchup to the extent allowed by the jurisdictional limit and within the statute of limitations.

brightpearl · 07-17-2007, 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by T.I.P.

* tries to repress drool reflex*

The fact that I am irretrievably hot has nothing to do with this debate. And your client is clearly in violation of the 1987 SALT Content treaty.

Capella · 07-18-2007, 10:40 AM

What did the oval say to the line?

"I object! Smart object!"

Can we please go back to the issues at hand - mainly giraffes?

Coffee · 12-25-2012, 02:04 PM

I believe these merit further discussion...esp point #21.

xfox · 03-02-2013, 01:23 AM

However did this post get lost in the shuffle?

Hyakujo's Fox · 04-10-2013, 04:38 AM

When is enough enough?

09-22-2005, 02:57 PM	#1
dddrum Amateur Human Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: The Hills north of Mouseland, sunny FLA. Posts: 1,264	A Brief List of Random Questions for Discussion 1.) How might one use a frankfurter as a weapon? 2.) Is it true that warts are caused by deranged pixies, or is this in fact the case? 3.) If you were President of the United States, how would that affect your bed time? 4.) Does a giraffe have more or less spots? That is, does he have more spots or less spots? 5.) Why? That is, why does a giraffe have more spots or less spots? That is, how come? 6.) How soon can you eat a banana? While standing? While sleeping? 7.) When the moon comes over the mountain, if no one is waiting at the k- k- k- kitchen door, does it make a sound? 8.) Why do birds suddenly appear? 9.) What makes people go, "Ow ow ow ow ow!" when you lift them by their hair? 10.) What if you were Brad Pitt, and you were stranded on an island with Keira Knightley? 11.) Should I give you a minute or two before asking the next question? 12.) Two, then? 13.) OK. What if the island was Manhattan? 14.) And she was Rosie O'Donnell? 15.) And Don King was selling tickets? 16.) And you were Don King? 17.) Why don't we change the subject? 18.) How do you get down off an L.L. Bean salesman? 19.) How do you get up off a duck? 20.) If you were composing a brief list of random questions for discussion, and you were as loopy as a prawn on a piewagon, how would you come up with exactly twenty of them? 21.) Is that so? __________________ ...or words to that effect. Last edited by dddrum : 09-23-2005 at 12:04 PM. Reason: uncapitalize an s; mop up bitter tears of disappointment

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07-17-2007, 08:31 AM	#2
dan hi hi Registered User Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 11	sumfin i have a question 4 u. Why does CHOCO taste so good? oh i know y cuz its CHOCO I bet thats ur face right now burned! Oh i have anthr 1 fur u .Y do i care? Oh wait i don't! ok i waz jk about the mean stuff im srry

07-17-2007, 09:56 AM	#3
Capella monkey Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 66	Your honor, I would like to make a motion to include a broader giraffe-related topics in this discussion.

07-17-2007, 03:47 PM	#4
brightpearl Rhinoceros fan Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 8,749	I'd like to interject that question number one is based in a tautology, because the average cholesterol- and salivary gland-laden frankfurter is a de facto weapon without any special use applied to it.

07-17-2007, 04:09 PM	#5
brightpearl Rhinoceros fan Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 8,749	Oh, and as regards the duck, it's best not to get on in the first place. They bite.

07-17-2007, 04:15 PM	#6
T.I.P. balancing actor Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: america Posts: 2,706	* tries to repress drool reflex* Objection ! I demand that my client receive maximum garnishment from the defense. That includes relish, yellow mustard, and ketchup to the extent allowed by the jurisdictional limit and within the statute of limitations.

07-18-2007, 10:40 AM	#8
Capella monkey Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 66	What did the oval say to the line? "I object! Smart object!" Can we please go back to the issues at hand - mainly giraffes?

12-25-2012, 02:04 PM	#9
Coffee Cheeses Save Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Floating Posts: 9,204	I believe these merit further discussion...esp point #21.

03-02-2013, 01:23 AM	#10
xfox slightly effective Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: >>> Posts: 2,404	However did this post get lost in the shuffle?

04-10-2013, 04:38 AM	#11
Hyakujo's Fox left hanging Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: between the click of the light and the start of the dream Posts: 10,071	When is enough enough?