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Old 08-18-2004, 04:05 AM   #1
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Post Your Sofa King Drunk Experiences Here...

Like right now, for example. I love Gordon Biersch. So, do I stop at one beer? Nooooooo. Next thing I know, the whole six pack is gone.

Here's what I did today, I've been wanting to do something for about a month, and then I finally do it, and realize to myself: "oh fudge, what was I thinking?!"
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Old 08-18-2004, 04:32 AM   #2
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Okay, don't just LOOKEY-LOU here! POST, DANGNABBIT!!!!
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Old 08-18-2004, 04:51 AM   #3
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The most recent drunken noteworthy experience that comes to mind for me was this past New Year's Eve. Hub and I went to see a band with a bunch of friends. You had to buy drink tickets and I didn't want to get all liqoured so I only brought enough moola for two drinks. WEll, everyone and their dog bought me drinks, not to mention the bartender wouldn't take my tickets. I kept going back, more and more. I was loaded by the end of the night and still had my two drink tickets. Made my husband go get my last drink and go figure. He asked him for a drink ticket. That morning was horrible. I tried Rye and Coca cola for the first time. It's like THE drink up here. It's crap. I got home and my body couldn't decide which end it wanted the junk to leave from. Gotta love sitting on the toilet with a bucket in your hands to ring in the New Year. If that was too graphic for you I accept no responsibility.. . . you demanded a post.
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Old 08-18-2004, 04:55 AM   #4
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uhhuh.... who flooded the bathroom?? :-P


mine woulda been my last birthday... wait that was the only drunken experience worth remembering....

note to self... walls are HARD!! CANNOT walk THRU walls
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Old 08-18-2004, 05:12 AM   #5
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Hmmm, this year at the staff Christmas deal I was having a fine time, playing pool and drinking crantinis, when I suddenly realized that I was unable to speak coherently. This seemed alarming, so I put on my coat and without further ado went to the foyer to catch a cab. I called the cab company and managed to force my lips to say the restaurant's location, then with time to pass called Rat Man to say I was coming home. It was as though I had had a stroke. Nothing intelligible came out. Somehow I remained standing until the cab picked me up, managed to get out my address, and passed out until we pulled into the drive. Rat Man was amazed that I somehow poked out the correct code on the garage door opener. I basically tore off my clothes and fell into bed, to wake up to the WORST hangover I've ever had. Heroically and with a lot of diphenhydramine, I made it to the wave pool with Miss Rat, as I had foolishly promised her the day before. mmmmmmmmmmm shuddering, dehydrated, blue and aching in the wave pool, Merry Christmas.
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Old 08-18-2004, 05:14 AM   #6
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so thats what I missed by not drinking in college
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Old 08-18-2004, 05:50 AM   #7
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I think I posted my peeing on the public transit story already? Where I felt so embarrassed the next day I wrote a letter of apology?


um, yeah.
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Old 08-18-2004, 05:52 AM   #8
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did the police come visit with public lewdness charges??
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Old 08-18-2004, 06:04 AM   #9
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oh wait. sorry. i was mixing up two drunken mishaps in my head as I was thinking about what to type. I puked on the bus. I peed in my bed. Once. Different nights.

No police showed up for either of those nights.





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Old 08-18-2004, 06:07 AM   #10
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I peed in my bed too









when I was 4
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Old 08-18-2004, 06:08 AM   #11
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You have my complete permission to beat the crap out of him. I will hold him down for you
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Old 08-18-2004, 06:10 AM   #12
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hey, I'm more ashamed about puking on the bus. The night I peed the bed was my 24th birthday and I had spent the evening at my favorite (at the time) gay bar where they had 1$ drink specials and all my friends were buying me drinks all night. Makes perfect sense to me.
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Old 08-18-2004, 07:51 AM   #13
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I peed in my bed too









when I was 4
you can get these really good plastic sheets for that. i'll ask my mom where she gets them.
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Old 05-12-2009, 05:46 PM   #14
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i am the sofa QUEEN!
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Old 05-12-2009, 06:20 PM   #15
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just stay out of the ER will you please

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