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Old 02-14-2007, 10:10 PM   #2566
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You know the story isn't true becuse some-one with such a tiny dick would have trouble with getting laid in the first place.
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Old 02-14-2007, 10:33 PM   #2567
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Old 02-15-2007, 01:52 AM   #2568
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Old 02-15-2007, 05:07 AM   #2569
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Old 02-18-2007, 12:11 PM   #2570
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Old 02-18-2007, 05:31 PM   #2571
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Old 02-19-2007, 05:14 AM   #2572
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My friends, passing notes in class today...

Cassie: by the way, Amy's reading these notes as she passes them
Jack: Oh, then we'd better not talk about anything sus. Like our illicit love affair. Or your teen pregnancy.
Cassie: You mean YOUR teen pregnancy. I could make things hard for you, you know. I know secrets you wouldn't want me to tell people... Jacqueline!!
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Old 02-20-2007, 06:20 PM   #2573
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^that is funny


Ask Calvin's Dad

Calvin's dad answering questions, quoted from various Calvin and Hobbes books by Bill Watterson.

Q. Why does the sun set?
A. It's because hot air rises. The sun's hot in the middle of the day, so it rises high in the sky. In the evening then, it cools down and sets.
Q. Why does it go from east to west?
A. Solar wind.

Q. Why does the sky turn red as the sun sets?
A. That's all the oxygen in the atmosphere catching fire.
Q. Where does the sun go when it sets?
A. The sun sets in the west. In Arizona actually, near Flagstaff. That's why the rocks there are so red.
Q. Don't the people get burned up?
A. No, the sun goes out as it sets. That's why it's dark at night.
Q. Doesn't the sun crush the whole state as it lands?
A. Ha ha, of course not. Hold a quarter up. See, the sun's just about the same size.
Q. I thought I read that the sun was really big.
A. You can't believe everything you read, I'm afraid.
Q. How come old photographs are always black and white? Didn't they have color film back then?
A. Sure they did. In fact, those old photographs are in color. It's just that the world was black and white then. The world didn't turn color until sometime in the 1930s, and it was pretty grainy color for a while, too.
Q. But then why are old paintings in color?! If the world was black and white, wouldn't artists have painted it that way?
A. Not necessarily. A lot of great artists were insane.
Q. But... But how could they have painted in color anyway? Wouldn't their paints have been shades of gray back then?
A. Of course, but they turned colors like everything else did in the '30s.
Q. So why didn't old black and white photos turn color too?
A. Because they were color pictures of black and white, remember?

Q. Dad, will you explain the theory of relativity to me? I don't understand why time goes slower at great speed.
A. It's because you keep changing time zones. See, if you fly to California, you gain three hours on a five-hour flight, right? So if you go at the speed of light, you gain more time, because it doesn't take as long to get there. Of course, the theory of relativity only works if you're going west.

Q. Why do my eyes shut when I sneeze?
A. If your lids weren't closed, the force of the explosion would blow your eyeballs out and stretch the optic nerve, so your eyes would flop around and you'd have to point them with your hands to see anything.

Q. How do bank machines work?
A. Well, let's say you want 25 dollars. You punch in the amount and behind the machine there's a guy with a printing press who makes the money and sticks it out this slot.
Q. Sort of like the guy who lives up in our garage and opens the door?
A. Exactly.

Q. What causes the wind?
A. Trees sneezing.

Q. Why does ice float?
A. Because it's cold. Ice wants to get warm, so it goes to the top of liquids to be nearer to the sun.
Q. Is that true?
A. Look it up and find out.
Q. I should just look up stuff in the first place.

Q. How come you know so much?
A. It's all in the book you get when you become a father.
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Old 02-21-2007, 01:54 PM   #2574
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Old 02-22-2007, 04:59 PM   #2575
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Test for Smart People.....I have determined that you qualify.


The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you
whether you are qualified to be considered a person of high caliber.
Scroll down for each answer.
The questions are NOT that difficult.

But don't read down UNTIL you have answered the question!

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and
close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple
things in an overly complicated way.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close
the refrigerator?

Wrong Answer.

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the
elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through
the repercussions of your previous actions.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
attend ... except one. Which animal does not attend?

Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator.
You just put him in there. This tests your memory.

Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you
still have one more chance to show your true abilities.

4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and
you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?

Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not
been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.
This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.



According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the
professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many
preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this
conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a
four-year-old.
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Old 02-22-2007, 09:13 PM   #2576
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Old 02-24-2007, 10:28 PM   #2577
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This made me smile and feel really happy...

Amazing Subway Concert
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Old 02-25-2007, 02:50 AM   #2578
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That was sooo cool!!

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Old 02-25-2007, 12:13 PM   #2579
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^I love how some of the other passengers resist as long as humanly possible, but soon they can't help it



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Old 02-25-2007, 11:03 PM   #2580
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