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Old 12-30-2005, 08:22 PM   #1
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Punch Lines With No Content

basically give me a punchline, but no joke to go along
heres 1



I thought that was the chicken!
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Old 12-30-2005, 09:02 PM   #2
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I thought this was the fiction project!
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He really shatters the myth of white supremacy once and for all.
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Old 12-30-2005, 10:30 PM   #3
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A pony with lieukemia.
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Old 12-31-2005, 12:05 AM   #4
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Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job!!!!
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Old 12-31-2005, 12:18 AM   #5
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Angelina Jolie eating an orange.
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Old 12-31-2005, 01:19 AM   #6
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That isnt a rabbit!
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Old 07-31-2007, 05:57 PM   #7
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You missed the goddam putt, didn't you.
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Old 07-02-2009, 01:09 AM   #8
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And she replied, "If I could walk that way, I wouldn't be working the corner outside this stupid pharmacy, you putz!"
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Old 07-02-2009, 01:37 AM   #9
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"But nurse -- I said to slip off his spectacles!"
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Old 07-02-2009, 05:21 AM   #10
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and if you can see my *****, would you drop a sardine on the mat?
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Old 07-02-2009, 05:30 AM   #11
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Aye no, doctor, ah think it's the light that's attractin' em!
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