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Old 05-13-2008, 05:37 PM   #2836
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i know nothing about what it's like being a crab and i'm trying to find out - that's precisely why i asked the fvckken question in the first place!!
if you're on a game show somewhere and you're trying to cheat, i'm going to be very disappointed.
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Old 05-13-2008, 05:40 PM   #2837
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good work auntie - you've made a keen observation that gave me an insight into zero's condition without even mentioning pincers
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Old 05-13-2008, 07:13 PM   #2838
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the game show is probably called "wheel of crabs" or "crab bamboozle."
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Old 05-13-2008, 07:42 PM   #2839
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Old 05-14-2008, 12:00 AM   #2840
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Old 05-14-2008, 12:23 AM   #2841
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Old 05-14-2008, 12:42 AM   #2842
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The essence of being a crab is to know instinctively, uttery and completely that I am correct and perfect...certain that "I AM RIGHT...and all the rest of you all can take a flying &*$% for all I care, simpletons, morons, dumbasses...oh, food! nom nom mon nom".

And being crabby is to simply say all that out loud with conviction.
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Old 05-14-2008, 12:51 AM   #2843
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what do you think it's like being a crab..if you could go now (your mind) into a crab, what would you see, where would you be, what would you be doing, what would you be thinking, what would you think of all the other things a crab would see.. the squids you'd see.. what's it like, do you think, being a crab?
I think it would be very lonely.. My neighbor is a crab and sees all that the other neighbors do to be happy and survive. She ...."I I I I - damn those people. They are laughing and talking to other neighbors. I hate them. Damn them. Why don't they talk to me?" And she's a real bitch, too.

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Old 05-14-2008, 02:33 AM   #2844
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if you like we could even do another one of the same kind tomorrow only instead of crab it could be biscuit
Oooh, and I was hoping it'd be 'What is it like to be a zero?'
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Old 05-14-2008, 06:35 AM   #2845
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here's a new question of the day:

i had my wisdom tooth out last week and all i can eat is soft food--
i'm totally out of inspiration, what would you eat? any good ideas? please?
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Old 05-14-2008, 08:13 AM   #2846
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There are various kinds of soups to consider.
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Old 05-14-2008, 10:11 AM   #2847
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There are various kinds of soups to consider.
this is my answer to the crab question
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Old 05-14-2008, 10:27 AM   #2848
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this is my answer to the crab question
So was mine

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I'm thinking: the water's temperature is rising unpleasantly. Yes, it's definitely getting hotter and hotter. And I'm swimming in circles... I can't get out of here! Help!
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Old 05-14-2008, 10:29 AM   #2849
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Ah, the many splendors of mashed potatoes.
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Old 05-14-2008, 12:10 PM   #2850
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ah...hot organic chicken broth with lemon juice and cayenne pepper in it

standard answer to every illness-related food question
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