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Old 12-09-2007, 05:25 PM   #2506
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How did you know all those murders were performed by the same man?

Simple: a bottle of strong alcohol.
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Old 12-10-2007, 08:28 AM   #2507
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So you really wanna perform a brain surgery out here in the wilderness... mmh, OK... what things will you need?


All I found was a guitar string and some orange peels.
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Old 12-10-2007, 10:31 AM   #2508
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What can we use to give ourselves prison tattoos?

Goose and duck.
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Old 12-10-2007, 11:39 AM   #2509
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How do you handle a bully?


Completely worn out.
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Old 12-11-2007, 02:29 PM   #2510
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You today in 3 words?


Oops, seems I've mixed something up.
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Old 12-11-2007, 03:09 PM   #2511
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That's ok, you can start over. Remember, panties on the bottom bra on the top.


Pretty darn close.
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Old 12-11-2007, 04:41 PM   #2512
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Was that a question?

Yeah, I tipped 'em a dollar, pretty nice of me, actually.
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Old 12-11-2007, 06:28 PM   #2513
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Wow ! Did that homeless & hungry man really spend two days helping you clean out your garage?

Pull my finger.
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Old 12-11-2007, 11:15 PM   #2514
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^^ Oops. Ya got me, I forgot to put it in question form. Love, snowflake2


^Do you eat enough legumes?


Sounds like another scam.
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Old 12-12-2007, 07:19 PM   #2515
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So you don't believe in gravity you say?

Excelsior!
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Old 12-13-2007, 07:31 AM   #2516
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What do you want for christmas?


Furry.
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Old 12-13-2007, 08:12 AM   #2517
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How do you like your coffee?


Sorry, but I consider artichokes to be sacred.
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Old 12-13-2007, 11:06 AM   #2518
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You callin' artichokes cowards?

Oh! -- sacred!
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Old 12-15-2007, 06:09 PM   #2519
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What do you categorize your Saturday morning cartoon time?


Nothing but smooth sailing.
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Old 12-17-2007, 09:34 AM   #2520
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What was the mud catching night like?


All.
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