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Old 07-19-2008, 10:05 AM   #2806
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Now that wheels attached with bungies tied to the flailing feet of waterboarding victims has proved a failure as a source of power, what is Dick Cheney's newest scheme?


54 extra long
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Old 07-19-2008, 11:08 AM   #2807
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How did your personal ad read?


it reminded me of an ex.
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Old 07-19-2008, 12:04 PM   #2808
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Why did you run over that skunk?

Yeoww! I have never seen anything as big and ugly as that.
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Old 07-19-2008, 12:26 PM   #2809
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What did R. Flack's mother say when he was born.
Well I guess the very worse part is when veryone is there and the clock strikes 9am we say the lords prayer and the *pledge of *allegiance ~"~ ??but no one ever taught us what that those two words means so I got sent to the principles office yet again.
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Old 07-19-2008, 04:57 PM   #2810
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Well, what the hell kind of light IS "donzerly light", anyway?


a 2x4 and a razor blade.
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Old 07-19-2008, 05:14 PM   #2811
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R.F, can you name something invented in America followed by something invented elsewhere?

well in my opinion, he may have cut it off because he could hear what the woman was thinking.
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Old 07-19-2008, 06:52 PM   #2812
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Why did Vincent Van Gogh shave off his soul patch?



If you don't take it too seriously, it doesn't hurt as much.
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Old 07-19-2008, 07:55 PM   #2813
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Well R.F. honey... let me give you some advice on what to feel when Mrs. Dill tells you to start over with your book report because you talk to fast...

How would you think someone could put that together before computers were available to doit?
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Old 07-19-2008, 08:10 PM   #2814
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SH*T !
Let me start over....
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Well R.F. honey..... what do you think you think you father's advice would be to you if you told him about Mrs Dill's attitude?

I have no idea!
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Old 07-22-2008, 02:40 PM   #2815
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President Bush, what have you been doing the last seven and a half years?

Through the back door.
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Old 07-22-2008, 03:29 PM   #2816
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Where should I direct the hunky UPS guy delivering this month's sex toys, Miss Hilton?

No, please, not up the nose. At least, not this time.
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Old 07-23-2008, 03:27 PM   #2817
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Same time, same orifice, Ms. Hilton?

I thought you were over her.
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Old 07-29-2008, 11:32 PM   #2818
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But soft! What light from yonder window breaks?


I'm already packed!
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Old 08-01-2008, 02:41 AM   #2819
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Had you heard that the council canceled the 45 mile/day hike from Yulara to Newman?

It was more the way she was talking about it that was odd than the subject matter itself.
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Old 08-01-2008, 11:38 AM   #2820
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Mr. Vice President, do I understand correctly that you shot your mother-in-law because she called you a Fascist pig?

No, it always sticks out like that.
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