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Old 06-14-2004, 06:08 AM   #1
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When shall you die?

http://community.sparknotes.com/death/


Wednesday, October 25th 2056

At the tender age of 70 years old.
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Old 06-14-2004, 09:15 AM   #2
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i died 16 months ago.

interesting.
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Old 06-14-2004, 09:24 AM   #3
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not really. it says i will most likely commite suicide on the 26th feb 2047 at the age of 66.

pleasant.
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Old 06-14-2004, 09:34 AM   #4
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not really. it says i will most likely commite suicide on the 26th feb 2047 at the age of 66.

pleasant.
Then we can celebrate together, that's my birthday, I will turn 77..
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Old 06-14-2004, 09:37 AM   #5
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Then we can celebrate together, that's my birthday, I will turn 77..
hmm. the Deathclock proves me wrong..

I will die a few years earlier:

Tuesday, December 8, 2043
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Old 06-14-2004, 09:50 AM   #6
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i am now taking other tests from this website, it has informed me that i'm a bloke (gender test) thet i'm 67% untelligent...
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Old 06-14-2004, 09:59 AM   #7
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i am 42% a wench...
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Old 06-14-2004, 12:26 PM   #8
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Old 06-14-2004, 01:10 PM   #9
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Contagious disease, at the age of 56. And what's that, a year after retirement? Yeesh, that blows.
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Old 06-14-2004, 01:18 PM   #10
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actually, retirement is usually 65.
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Old 06-14-2004, 01:32 PM   #11
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Usually, my little pink one.
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Old 06-14-2004, 04:26 PM   #12
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I had this bizarre little game that I created in elementary school called "Time To Die". I spun a globe the first time; that was where you were born. Spun it a 2nd time; that was where you lived. Spun it the third time, & that was where you were going to die.

So I was weird. Like that's news.



Here's my estimated TOD:

Wednesday, October 31st 2018

At the tender age of 47 years old.

Hey, @ least it's on Halloween.

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Old 06-14-2004, 05:36 PM   #13
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At the tender age of 54 years old.
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Old 06-14-2004, 06:28 PM   #14
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i get to die on christmas

the christmas season when i'm 53 is going to be GREAT. i kick the bucket on the 25th no less.

at least i won't have to worry about returning anything, or fighting the after christmas shopping crowds.
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Old 06-15-2004, 05:25 PM   #15
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Saturday, September 26th 2026

At the tender age of 74 years old.
On that date, you will most likely die from:


Homicide (12%)
Alcoholism (5%)
Heart Attack (5%)
"Cleaning your Rifle" (3%)

and according to the death clock, I died in April. Atleast that explains the way I have been feeling
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