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Old 11-11-2004, 11:52 PM   #1
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Old 11-12-2004, 05:02 AM   #2
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i already know 3 people enjoying this information... and are going to try it- i just have to remember not to drink out of their brita filter when i go to visit...
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Old 11-15-2004, 05:54 PM   #3
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i guess 750 ml of $5.99 vodka is not saveable by filtration. the fumes alone could kill you. i do not give this my stamp of approval.
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Old 11-15-2004, 06:40 PM   #4
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why would anyone buy $5.99 vodka in the first place?
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Old 11-15-2004, 07:42 PM   #5
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did you even view the link? duh!
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Old 11-15-2004, 09:01 PM   #6
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Old 11-15-2004, 09:28 PM   #7
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Our theory is that a simple brita water filter can be used to make bad vodka, into good. In our case this meant turning a Vladimir™, into a Ketel One™. At $11.09 for 1.75 liter (Ketel is 11.99 for the 350 ml), Vladimir is a steal. It is, however, painful to drink, has a repugnant aftertaste, posesses a bouquet reminiscent of rubbing alcohol. Our working theory was that these terrible qualities were caused by a lack of proper filtration, and that running our Vlad through a charcoal filter would remove some of the impurities causing these odors and flavors.
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Old 11-15-2004, 09:32 PM   #8
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Someone send beale a brita STAT!
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Old 11-16-2004, 06:15 PM   #9
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this will taste like death no matter how many times you filter it:

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this experiment has its limits...come to find out.
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Old 11-16-2004, 06:47 PM   #10
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Hmmmm... I wonder if this would work with brandy, or tequila?

hmmmmmm....
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