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Old 09-19-2005, 02:45 PM   #271
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Old 09-19-2005, 05:43 PM   #272
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I have never missed anyone this much
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Old 09-19-2005, 05:50 PM   #273
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I have never missed anyone this much since the time you went to auchtermuchty to help callum to mend his honda 50 and ended up
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Old 09-19-2005, 08:07 PM   #274
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I have never missed anyone this much since the time you went to auchtermuchty to help callum to mend his honda 50 and ended up losing three fingers while you
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Old 09-19-2005, 08:10 PM   #275
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I have never missed anyone this much since the time you went to auchtermuchty to help callum to mend his honda 50 and ended up losing three fingers while you absentmindedly cleared the clogged garbage disposal on a break.
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Old 09-20-2005, 12:00 AM   #276
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I have never missed anyone this much since the time you went to auchtermuchty to help callum to mend his honda 50 and ended up losing three fingers while you absentmindedly cleared the clogged garbage disposal on a break. I wish you were back here with me now, sitting at the kichen table, this place seems grey and empty without you and I can't get the lid off the new sauce bottle.
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Old 09-20-2005, 12:06 AM   #277
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I have never missed anyone this much since the time you went to auchtermuchty to help callum to mend his honda 50 and ended up losing three fingers while you absentmindedly cleared the clogged garbage disposal on a break. I wish you were back here with me now, sitting at the kichen table, this place seems grey and empty without you and I can't get the lid off the new sauce bottle. And we know how much easier it is for you, having lost three fingers and all,
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Old 09-20-2005, 12:12 AM   #278
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To my one and only __________,

I have never missed anyone this much since the time you went to auchtermuchty to help callum to mend his honda 50 and ended up losing three fingers while you absentmindedly cleared the clogged garbage disposal on a break. I wish you were back here with me now, sitting at the kichen table, this place seems grey and empty without you and I can't get the lid off the new sauce bottle. And we know how much easier it is for you, having lost three fingers and all, and had the corkscrew, penknife and can opener put in their place.
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Old 09-20-2005, 12:15 AM   #279
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I have never missed anyone this much since the time you went to auchtermuchty to help callum to mend his honda 50 and ended up losing three fingers while you absentmindedly cleared the clogged garbage disposal on a break. I wish you were back here with me now, sitting at the kichen table, this place seems grey and empty without you and I can't get the lid off the new sauce bottle. And we know how much easier it is for you, having lost three fingers and all, and had the corkscrew, penknife and can opener put in their place. Of course, this has made tender caresses quite tricky not to mention
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Old 09-20-2005, 04:15 AM   #280
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To my one and only __________,

I have never missed anyone this much since the time you went to auchtermuchty to help callum to mend his honda 50 and ended up losing three fingers while you absentmindedly cleared the clogged garbage disposal on a break. I wish you were back here with me now, sitting at the kichen table, this place seems grey and empty without you and I can't get the lid off the new sauce bottle. And we know how much easier it is for you, having lost three fingers and all, and had the corkscrew, penknife and can opener put in their place. Of course, this has made tender caresses quite tricky not to mention the damage to upholstery on the ottoman, but you already know that. What you don't know is
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Old 09-20-2005, 01:19 PM   #281
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I have never missed anyone this much since the time you went to auchtermuchty to help callum to mend his honda 50 and ended up losing three fingers while you absentmindedly cleared the clogged garbage disposal on a break. I wish you were back here with me now, sitting at the kichen table, this place seems grey and empty without you and I can't get the lid off the new sauce bottle. And we know how much easier it is for you, having lost three fingers and all, and had the corkscrew, penknife and can opener put in their place. Of course, this has made tender caresses quite tricky not to mention the damage to upholstery on the ottoman, but you already know that. What you don't know is that the dog has learned to communicate -- Esperanto I believe it's called. Hurry back, and
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Old 09-20-2005, 03:38 PM   #282
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To my one and only __________,

I have never missed anyone this much since the time you went to Auchtermuchty to help Callum to mend his Honda 50 and ended up losing three fingers while you absentmindedly cleared the clogged garbage disposal on a break. I wish you were back here with me now, sitting at the kichen table, this place seems grey and empty without you and I can't get the lid off the new sauce bottle. And we know how much easier it is for you, having lost three fingers and all, and had the corkscrew, penknife and can opener put in their place. Of course, this has made tender caresses quite tricky not to mention the damage to upholstery on the ottoman, but you already know that. What you don't know is that the dog has learned to communicate -- Esperanto I believe it's called. Hurry back, and for corn's sake bring some of that cheap wine with you. That dark, syrupy kind you know I like so much? Damn it, I wish I had some right now. Remember that one night? When you proposed? To my Dad? That was a '95 Robitussin we opened that night, wasn't it? Mm, velvetty smooth, with a nutty high note and a clean finish. I

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Excuse me a second. Makulo! Igi, knabo! Ehhh... kvieta, kuketo.

I'm sorry, I can't go on. Please,
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Old 09-20-2005, 05:54 PM   #283
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To my one and only __________,

I have never missed anyone this much since the time you went to Auchtermuchty to help Callum to mend his Honda 50 and ended up losing three fingers while you absentmindedly cleared the clogged garbage disposal on a break. I wish you were back here with me now, sitting at the kichen table, this place seems grey and empty without you and I can't get the lid off the new sauce bottle. And we know how much easier it is for you, having lost three fingers and all, and had the corkscrew, penknife and can opener put in their place. Of course, this has made tender caresses quite tricky not to mention the damage to upholstery on the ottoman, but you already know that. What you don't know is that the dog has learned to communicate -- Esperanto I believe it's called. Hurry back, and for corn's sake bring some of that cheap wine with you. That dark, syrupy kind you know I like so much? Damn it, I wish I had some right now. Remember that one night? When you proposed? To my Dad? That was a '95 Robitussin we opened that night, wasn't it? Mm, velvetty smooth, with a nutty high note and a clean finish. I

I

Excuse me a second. Makulo! Igi, knabo! Ehhh... kvieta, kuketo.

I'm sorry, I can't go on. Please,


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Old 09-20-2005, 11:01 PM   #284
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Dear Superintendent of Public Schools Administrator,

I am riting to complane about the ejucashun I just got.
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Old 09-22-2005, 11:18 PM   #285
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Dear Superintendent of Public Schools Administrator,

I am riting to complane about the ejucashun I just got. Summ peppls tel mee tha foocher wil be brhigturr now butt i gos ta telya. howw? ITTCE EELEVN HO COLCK ATT NIEHT!!! (dament!)
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