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Old 07-10-2006, 07:47 PM   #406
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Dear Brad, you incredible bastard,

What the Fuc* did you think you were doing.
At first it seemed like good idea to dry my hair in the microwave.
but what gives you the right to put a turtle in my pants?
I admit, it wasn't nice of me when I poured
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Old 07-25-2006, 03:16 PM   #407
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Dear Brad, you incredible bastard,

What the Fuc* did you think you were doing.
At first it seemed like good idea to dry my hair in the microwave.
but what gives you the right to put a turtle in my pants?
I admit, it wasn't nice of me when I poured hot acid on your face.
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Old 07-25-2006, 03:58 PM   #408
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Dear Brad, you incredible bastard,

What the Fuc* did you think you were doing.
At first it seemed like good idea to dry my hair in the microwave.
but what gives you the right to put a turtle in my pants?
I admit, it wasn't nice of me when I poured hot acid on your face. But in hindsight you look
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Old 07-26-2006, 02:18 AM   #409
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Dear Brad, you incredible bastard,

What the Fuc* did you think you were doing.
At first it seemed like good idea to dry my hair in the microwave.
but what gives you the right to put a turtle in my pants?
I admit, it wasn't nice of me when I poured hot acid on your face. But in hindsight you look more and more like a
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Old 07-26-2006, 02:49 AM   #410
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Dear Brad,

You incredible bastard! What the Fuc* did you think you were doing?
At first it seemed like good idea to dry my hair in the microwave, but what gives you the right to put a turtle in my pants? I admit, it wasn't nice of me when I poured hot acid on your face, but in hindsight you look more and more like a Michael Jackson look-alike. Where do you get off
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Old 07-26-2006, 05:52 PM   #411
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Dear Brad,

You incredible bastard! What the Fuc* did you think you were doing?
At first it seemed like good idea to dry my hair in the microwave, but what gives you the right to put a turtle in my pants? I admit, it wasn't nice of me when I poured hot acid on your face, but in hindsight you look more and more like a Michael Jackson look-alike. Where do you get off the metro after work? I want to
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Old 07-26-2006, 08:20 PM   #412
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Dear Brad,

You incredible bastard! What the Fuc* did you think you were doing?
At first it seemed like good idea to dry my hair in the microwave, but what gives you the right to put a turtle in my pants? I admit, it wasn't nice of me when I poured hot acid on your face, but in hindsight you look more and more like a Michael Jackson look-alike. Where do you get off the metro after work? I want to take a fresh rotisserie chicken and throw it at your
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Old 07-26-2006, 08:20 PM   #413
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Dear Brad,

You incredible bastard! What the Fuc* did you think you were doing?
At first it seemed like good idea to dry my hair in the microwave, but what gives you the right to put a turtle in my pants? I admit, it wasn't nice of me when I poured hot acid on your face, but in hindsight you look more and more like a Michael Jackson look-alike. Where do you get off the metro after work? I want to play with your nose, but I'm afraid
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Old 07-26-2006, 10:44 PM   #414
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Dear Brad,

You incredible bastard! What the Fuc* did you think you were doing?
At first it seemed like good idea to dry my hair in the microwave, but what gives you the right to put a turtle in my pants? I admit, it wasn't nice of me when I poured hot acid on your face, but in hindsight you look more and more like a Michael Jackson look-alike. Where do you get off the metro after work? I want to take a fresh rotisserie chicken and throw it at your nose, but I'm afraid. So very afraid. I can't afford a new couch. It's not like the old days. Am i making sense to you, Brad? Brad? BRAD! Answer me dammit!
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Old 07-27-2006, 03:19 AM   #415
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Dear Brad,

You incredible bastard! What the Fuc* did you think you were doing?
At first it seemed like good idea to dry my hair in the microwave, but what gives you the right to put a turtle in my pants? I admit, it wasn't nice of me when I poured hot acid on your face, but in hindsight you look more and more like a Michael Jackson look-alike. Where do you get off the metro after work? I want to take a fresh rotisserie chicken and throw it at your nose, but I'm afraid. So very afraid. I can't afford a new couch. It's not like the old days. Am i making sense to you, Brad? Brad? BRAD! Answer me dammit! Oh God, this paper just looks so much like your face now after that horrible acid accident that I completely forgot that I was writing a letter! I might just be
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Old 07-28-2006, 12:18 AM   #416
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Dear Brad,

You incredible bastard! What the Fuc* did you think you were doing?
At first it seemed like good idea to dry my hair in the microwave, but what gives you the right to put a turtle in my pants? I admit, it wasn't nice of me when I poured hot acid on your face, but in hindsight you look more and more like a Michael Jackson look-alike. Where do you get off the metro after work? I want to take a fresh rotisserie chicken and throw it at your nose, but I'm afraid. So very afraid. I can't afford a new couch. It's not like the old days. Am i making sense to you, Brad? Brad? BRAD! Answer me dammit! Oh God, this paper just looks so much like your face now after that horrible acid accident that I completely forgot that I was writing a letter! I might just be going insane. I could really use
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Old 07-28-2006, 01:12 AM   #417
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Dear Brad,

You incredible bastard! What the Fuc* did you think you were doing?
At first it seemed like good idea to dry my hair in the microwave, but what gives you the right to put a turtle in my pants? I admit, it wasn't nice of me when I poured hot acid on your face, but in hindsight you look more and more like a Michael Jackson look-alike. Where do you get off the metro after work? I want to take a fresh rotisserie chicken and throw it at your nose, but I'm afraid. So very afraid. I can't afford a new couch. It's not like the old days. Am i making sense to you, Brad? Brad? BRAD! Answer me dammit! Oh God, this paper just looks so much like your face now after that horrible acid accident that I completely forgot that I was writing a letter! I might just be going insane. I could really use a microwave to prepare an elegant dinner party for eight. It says so right here in the latest edition of Home and Timber magazine. Also, a rough hewn piece of pine leant against a white wall makes an interest modern art statement that will impress my friends and enemies alike. So, in, conclusion I have only one thing left
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Old 07-28-2006, 03:30 AM   #418
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Dear Brad,

You incredible bastard! What the Fuc* did you think you were doing?
At first it seemed like good idea to dry my hair in the microwave, but what gives you the right to put a turtle in my pants? I admit, it wasn't nice of me when I poured hot acid on your face, but in hindsight you look more and more like a Michael Jackson look-alike. Where do you get off the metro after work? I want to take a fresh rotisserie chicken and throw it at your nose, but I'm afraid. So very afraid. I can't afford a new couch. It's not like the old days. Am i making sense to you, Brad? Brad? BRAD! Answer me dammit! Oh God, this paper just looks so much like your face now after that horrible acid accident that I completely forgot that I was writing a letter! I might just be going insane. I could really use a microwave to prepare an elegant dinner party for eight. It says so right here in the latest edition of Home and Timber magazine. Also, a rough hewn piece of pine leant against a white wall makes an interest modern art statement that will impress my friends and enemies alike. So, in, conclusion I have only one thing left say (hold on while I turn the air on), Marvin, I love you, will you marry me?

Yours Truly,
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Old 07-29-2006, 12:04 AM   #419
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Dear You Know Who You Are,

How could you?! I'm not certain, yet, if you did, but if you did, how could you?! Just thinking about it makes me
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Old 07-29-2006, 04:07 PM   #420
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Dear You Know Who You Are,

How could you?! I'm not certain, yet, if you did, but if you did, how could you?! Just thinking about it makes me want to cut the tails off of a multitude of salamanders with
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