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Old 10-06-2006, 07:34 AM   #451
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please tell me what's been troubling
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Old 10-06-2006, 08:04 AM   #452
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please tell me what's been troubling peggy all summer. she's barely
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Old 10-06-2006, 08:23 AM   #453
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dearest friend,

please tell me what's been troubling peggy all summer. she's barely functioning and just stares into space a lot. i know that she blames it on
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Old 10-06-2006, 08:36 AM   #454
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please tell me what's been troubling peggy all summer. she's barely functioning and just stares into space a lot. i know that she blames it on that new stableboy and his
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Old 10-11-2006, 10:02 AM   #455
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dearest friend,

please tell me what's been troubling peggy all summer. she's barely functioning and just stares into space a lot. i know that she blames it on that new stableboy and his odd manner of brushing her
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Old 10-12-2006, 04:40 AM   #456
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dearest friend,

please tell me what's been troubling peggy all summer. she's barely functioning and just stares into space a lot. i know that she blames it on that new stableboy and his odd manner of brushing her arse.

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Old 10-15-2006, 03:45 AM   #457
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Dear Mother,
I'm going to be needing new stationery.
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1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.
2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand.
3. Your foot will change direction.
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Old 10-18-2006, 01:58 PM   #458
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Dear Mother,
I'm going to be needing new stationery. I've just been promoted to Executive Vice President in Charge of International Acquisitions and Coffee Supplies, and I have the feeling these old Ninja Turtles just aren't going to cut it anymore.
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Old 10-22-2006, 07:08 AM   #459
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Dear Mother,
I'm going to be needing new stationery. I've just been promoted to Executive Vice President in Charge of International Acquisitions and Coffee Supplies, and I have the feeling these old Ninja Turtles just aren't going to cut it anymore. Starting such a prestigious new job at the Pentagon is hard enough, but when Donald Rumsfeld himself
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Old 11-19-2006, 10:45 PM   #460
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Dear Mother,
I'm going to be needing new stationery. I've just been promoted to Executive Vice President in Charge of International Acquisitions and Coffee Supplies, and I have the feeling these old Ninja Turtles just aren't going to cut it anymore. Starting such a prestigious new job at the Pentagon is hard enough, but when Donald Rumsfeld himself decides to cut and run, it's time for everything to change.
There are other things I'm planning to change besides my stationery. For one thing, I must insist that you stop criticizing my girlfriend. I've had enough. I don't care that you think she's weird for
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Old 01-14-2007, 09:21 AM   #461
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Dear Mother,
I'm going to be needing new stationery. I've just been promoted to Executive Vice President in Charge of International Acquisitions and Coffee Supplies, and I have the feeling these old Ninja Turtles just aren't going to cut it anymore. Starting such a prestigious new job at the Pentagon is hard enough, but when Donald Rumsfeld himself decides to cut and run, it time for everything to change.
There are other things I'm planning to change besides my stationery. For one thing, I must insist that you stop criticizing my girlfriend. I've had enough. I don't care that you think she's weird for wanting to wait. It's only been three and a half years and I don't think you can just rush into something like
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Old 01-14-2007, 08:05 PM   #462
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Dear Mother,
I'm going to be needing new stationery. I've just been promoted to Executive Vice President in Charge of International Acquisitions and Coffee Supplies, and I have the feeling these old Ninja Turtles just aren't going to cut it anymore. Starting such a prestigious new job at the Pentagon is hard enough, but when Donald Rumsfeld himself decides to cut and run, it time for everything to change.
There are other things I'm planning to change besides my stationery. For one thing, I must insist that you stop criticizing my girlfriend. I've had enough. I don't care that you think she's weird for wanting to wait. It's only been three and a half years and I don't think you can just rush into something like holding hands and light necking. You home-schooled me for a reason, Mother.
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2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand.
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Old 01-19-2007, 03:08 AM   #463
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Dear Mother,
I'm going to be needing new stationery. I've just been promoted to Executive Vice President in Charge of International Acquisitions and Coffee Supplies, and I have the feeling these old Ninja Turtles just aren't going to cut it anymore. Starting such a prestigious new job at the Pentagon is hard enough, but when Donald Rumsfeld himself decides to cut and run, it time for everything to change.
There are other things I'm planning to change besides my stationery. For one thing, I must insist that you stop criticizing my girlfriend. I've had enough. I don't care that you think she's weird for wanting to wait. It's only been three and a half years and I don't think you can just rush into something like holding hands and light necking. You home-schooled me for a reason, Mother. I drew a picture of Optimus Prime out of my own blood. I hope you like it, i stapled it with Bush's own personal stapler. Did you know they have a red button in the pentagon that says "do not push~!" I'm gonna push it just to see what happens.
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Old 01-20-2007, 08:40 AM   #464
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Dear Mother,
I'm going to be needing new stationery. I've just been promoted to Executive Vice President in Charge of International Acquisitions and Coffee Supplies, and I have the feeling these old Ninja Turtles just aren't going to cut it anymore. Starting such a prestigious new job at the Pentagon is hard enough, but when Donald Rumsfeld himself decides to cut and run, it time for everything to change.
There are other things I'm planning to change besides my stationery. For one thing, I must insist that you stop criticizing my girlfriend. I've had enough. I don't care that you think she's weird for wanting to wait. It's only been three and a half years and I don't think you can just rush into something like holding hands and light necking. You home-schooled me for a reason, Mother. I drew a picture of Optimus Prime out of my own blood. I hope you like it, i stapled it with Bush's own personal stapler. Did you know they have a red button in the pentagon that says "do not push~!" I'm gonna push it just to see what happens. I'm sick of living in shadows and cobwebs, I just gotta be me, ma. I wanna sing. I'm trying out for American Idol. I'm gonna be a star just like you always said mother. I'm sorry about what happened at the pageant. It's different this time, and it all starts right here, right now, with the stationery.

Your loving Son,
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Old 01-22-2007, 02:12 AM   #465
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