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Old 07-04-2007, 08:26 PM   #31
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...and just before he goes into surgery, he raises himself up on one arm, grabs his surgeon, and asks "You wouldn't happen to play golf, would you?"
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Old 07-05-2007, 07:54 AM   #32
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Old 07-05-2007, 10:12 AM   #36
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Old 07-05-2007, 10:41 AM   #37
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Old 07-05-2007, 05:26 PM   #38
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Old 07-05-2007, 09:21 PM   #39
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Old 07-06-2007, 02:23 AM   #40
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Old 07-17-2007, 04:35 PM   #41
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Old 07-17-2007, 04:42 PM   #42
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Old 07-17-2007, 04:49 PM   #43
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Old 07-17-2007, 05:13 PM   #44
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