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Old 01-05-2008, 01:05 AM   #46
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We ran out of condoms last night, but I turned some inside out and washed them on the advice of Hoyt and Ysapur, but do you know what? They slip off because there's still oils and lubricants on what used to be the outside! So there we were ... what? What?

Marcus, please, please don't derive your ideas of evening fun from the thread of extremely misguided notions! The world needs unlikey visual poets...
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