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Old 11-20-2007, 04:16 PM   #76
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^ ohhh...

That makes me think of the time I was at the grocery store and overheard a little boy repeatedly asking his mother if he could "eat the baby cheeses."
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Old 11-21-2007, 12:51 AM   #77
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^^^ and I always thought that my uncle's car was a *Jesus Chrysler* !
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Old 11-21-2007, 01:52 AM   #78
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^ ohhh...

That makes me think of the time I was at the grocery store and overheard a little boy repeatedly asking his mother if he could "eat the baby cheeses."
My dad used to tell the same joke every Christmas.

Drunk calls over the bartender. "Bartender, do lemons have feathers?" The bartender tells him no, and he shudders. "Then I think I just squeezed your canary into my drink."

I have tried to perpetrate a similar horror on my own family of procreation. Every Christmas I intone to the assembled, "That's what Christmas is all about. Baby cheeses," while setting out the Babybels. Most of the extended family is so pie-eyed that they laugh afresh year after year.
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Old 11-21-2007, 02:27 AM   #79
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i would like to announce that i just understood the play on words in "Cheeses Save".
Well...6 months IS pretty long . But then, it isn't blindingly obvious since it doesn't say "Saves", which didn't really scan with "Cheeses".

So, you're forgiven. Cheese-is good like that.
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Old 11-21-2007, 04:55 AM   #80
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i'd like to announce that i'm going to send out a batch of monkey mail at the end of the week and if any of you kids want a postcard from the NLs too, PM me your address!
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Old 11-21-2007, 05:41 AM   #81
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Kim: Here's your statue, Mum.
Kath: Oh, what for the love of God is that?
Kim: It's the statue you wanted.
Kath: What? No it's not, Kim.
Kim: Yes it is, it's a statue of little baby cheeses.
Kath: Little baby cheeses? Oh little baby *Jesus*, Kim, *Jesus*.
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Kath: Oh, Jesus.


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Old 11-21-2007, 05:02 PM   #82
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announcement: my "puppy" now weighs almost 60 lbs.



look at him. he's considering eating you to fuel his unprecedented growth.
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Old 11-21-2007, 05:42 PM   #83
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^ if i had nice carpeting like that at home i would stop using my legs and drag myself around on my forearms
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Old 11-21-2007, 07:29 PM   #84
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^ that doesn't even begin to make sense.
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Old 11-21-2007, 08:23 PM   #85
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i would drag myself around like that just to get the nice sensation of carpeting all over my body

you're right it doesn't really make sense
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Old 11-21-2007, 08:35 PM   #86
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^^ TIP has a rug-burn fetish?

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Old 11-21-2007, 08:47 PM   #87
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i've never acted on it, so technically it's more of a fantasm at this point
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Old 11-22-2007, 04:13 AM   #88
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i can relate to that feeling

couple of years ago i had this white plush rug, every single visitor touched it with their hands, some preferred to sit down on it instead of on a chair or on the couch, some tried to roll on it. it's comforting. like a big flat teddy bear on the floor!
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Old 11-23-2007, 04:00 AM   #89
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The best thing about Kettle Chilli chips is that they are way too hot.
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Old 11-23-2007, 04:23 AM   #90
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I would like to announce that Spiderman 3 sucks big hairy balls. I do not like hollywood action films i find all of them really boring. I got suckered into watching S3 the other day and I would rather watch paint dry.
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