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Old 07-13-2007, 04:47 PM   #1
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Love Child

I was listening to Ray Lamontagne earlier and thinking that he's clear proof of a gloriously fortuitous cloning experiment involving Marvin Gaye and Van Morrisson.

Time for a new game! The first poster chooses a person, and the next says who their parents are, based on looks, style, personality, what have you. Pictures aren't necessary, but sometimes they're fun. Don't feel obliged to stick to real people, or even people, or even only two things.

A couple of examples:
Harvey Fierstein

is clearly the offspring of Ernest Borgnine and Barbara Streisand.



Dick Cheney?
Severus Snape and a carnivorous sponge, raised by an unusually disagreeable family of right angles.




Next:
How about Woody Allen?
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Old 07-13-2007, 05:09 PM   #2
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he's the offspring of mortimer snerd:



and professor hubert j. farnsworth:



and you wonder why he's so anxious.



next:
hotdog eating champinon takeru kobayashi
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Old 07-14-2007, 01:20 AM   #3
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The child of The Incredibles'
Edna

and Elastigirl!


Next:

Britney Spears
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Old 07-14-2007, 09:42 AM   #4
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Britney Spears:


is clearly the child of

Elizabeth Montgomery:



and Charles Manson:



Edited to add the next love child:

Harry Potter
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Old 07-14-2007, 10:01 AM   #5
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^ next love child, please
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Old 07-14-2007, 06:25 PM   #6
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Marcus' last post has been edited for whoever wants to take a crack at it...I'm looking forward to how it turns out.
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Old 07-14-2007, 07:04 PM   #7
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I picked the Daniel Radcliff version of Potter

not the drawn.





Coutney Love...
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Old 07-14-2007, 07:16 PM   #8
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and the next love child for our delectation?
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Old 07-14-2007, 07:34 PM   #9
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and the next love child for our delectation?
forgot the pic, sorry...


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Old 07-14-2007, 07:46 PM   #10
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Marilyn Manson



and Sharon Stone




anyone want a stab at Joe Pesci (featured on the left, for those of you who might still not know who the man on the right is ) ?
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Old 07-15-2007, 12:30 AM   #11
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Joe Pesci is the result of a one-night stand between
Barney Rubble


and John Gotti.

Best we keep that on the down low.

Hrm...

How about
The Venus De Milo.
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Old 07-15-2007, 01:08 AM   #12
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The Venus De Milo.

The Lobster Boy



and Janet Reno

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Old 07-17-2007, 04:28 PM   #13
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Who's next, Relish?
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Old 07-17-2007, 04:46 PM   #14
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Old 07-17-2007, 07:56 PM   #15
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Oh, that one's easy:

Josef Goebbels



and



Eva Braun

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