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Old 03-08-2008, 06:40 PM   #151
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I could do it better.
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Old 03-08-2008, 06:43 PM   #152
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Old 03-12-2008, 08:50 AM   #153
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Ingesting cat fur helps you steer clear of allergies.
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Old 03-12-2008, 10:41 AM   #154
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Old 03-12-2008, 04:24 PM   #155
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Old 03-16-2008, 08:16 AM   #156
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I'm sure everybody must like - and dislike - the same sexual activities as I do.
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Old 03-16-2008, 04:50 PM   #157
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And anyone I find attractive will invariably want to perform them with me.
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Old 03-16-2008, 07:51 PM   #158
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Marcus Bales wouldn't be into that kind of thing.
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Old 03-16-2008, 08:01 PM   #159
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Old 03-17-2008, 02:00 AM   #160
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Old 04-08-2008, 12:41 AM   #161
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If you don't know the name of an illness - like cluster headache or gonorrhea - you can't get it.

And the surest way, therefore, to avoid any illness is to shoot schoolteachers, biologists, doctors on sight.

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Old 04-09-2008, 08:08 AM   #162
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Old 04-10-2008, 09:27 PM   #163
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Old 04-13-2008, 08:29 AM   #164
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Old 04-14-2008, 01:45 AM   #165
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