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Old 06-10-2007, 03:40 AM   #2776
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BP, I like your chicken legs and your son is prob more technologically savvy than most of us! The friend that sent that to me had me with glow lights as well. But I was wearing a leotard with a unicorn on it.

Allegro, that OKGO treadmill is very appealing. Thanks for making the character, it made me laugh out loud! I'd like to see more ppl make paloozaheads, unlimit-less characters!

Auntie A, I saw this bumper sticker on a small truck a couple of months ago, "You don't need to drive a big truck if you have a big dick."

BP, there are three types of people. Those that can count, and those that cannot.

Odbe, Not Clear!! That was well worth the download!
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Old 06-10-2007, 11:39 AM   #2777
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Old 06-10-2007, 12:42 PM   #2778
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Odbe, Not Clear was hilarious -- thanks.
I found this while letting my son watch that^ for the millionth time. I don't really know why, but it makes me laugh really hard. I think it's the metaphorical connotations.

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Old 06-10-2007, 11:42 PM   #2779
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Old 06-11-2007, 10:40 AM   #2780
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I found some extremely risque and utterly hilarious nun-related etchings (by accident -- I did not google "nun pr0n" OMG ), but I can't post a link lest I corrupt the younguns.
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Old 06-11-2007, 06:44 PM   #2781
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Old 06-12-2007, 12:28 AM   #2782
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man at bar: Do you want a shot of Patron?

my very young, cute friend: No, I want a shot of tequila.
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Old 06-12-2007, 01:30 PM   #2783
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From current events:

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You know I don't really care to answer that kind of question at all ,mainly because it's clearly cynical and intended to be mean spirited .
You see unlike you , I don't live on a message board ...I have a life you know ....
HAHAAAA that has to be the funniest thing I have heard in years.
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Old 06-13-2007, 12:05 AM   #2784
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Old 06-13-2007, 01:39 PM   #2785
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Old 06-13-2007, 02:21 PM   #2786
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Old 06-13-2007, 05:40 PM   #2787
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Steve Martin -- Grandmother's Song

Be courteous, kind and forgiving,
Be gentle and peaceful each day,
Be warm and human and grateful,
And have a good thing to say.

Be thoughtful and trustful and childlike,
Be witty and happy and wise,
Be honest and love all your neighbors,
Be obsequious, purple, and clairvoyant.

Be pompous, obese, and eat cactus,
Be dull, and boring, and omnipresent,
Criticize things you don't know about,
Be oblong and have your knees removed.

Be tasteless, rude, and offensive,
Live in a swamp and be three dimensional,
Put a live chicken in your underwear,
Get all excited and go to a yawning festival.

O.K. everybody!

Be courteous, kind and forgiving,
Be gentle and peaceful each day,
Be warm and human and grateful,
And have a good thing to say.

Be thoughtful and trustful and childlike,
(O.K. everybody on this!)
Be witty and happy and wise,
Be honest and love all your neighbors,
Be obsequious, purple, and clairvoyant.
(Let 'em hear you outside!)

Be pompous, obese, and eat cactus,
(Everybody sing!)
Be dull, and boring, and omnipresent,
Criticize things you don't know about,
Be oblong and have your knees removed.

(Ladies only)
Be tasteless, rude, and offensive,
(Now the men)
Live in a swamp and be three dimensional,
(Everybody)
Put a live chicken in your underwear,
Go into a closet and suck eggs.
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Old 06-13-2007, 06:14 PM   #2788
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Old 06-13-2007, 07:55 PM   #2789
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Old 06-14-2007, 08:49 AM   #2790
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