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Old 12-12-2005, 12:58 PM   #1591
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so, mr hockney, what's that squiggle in the corner supposed to be?


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Old 12-12-2005, 01:27 PM   #1592
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What will I have left when the IRS gets done with me this year ?


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Old 12-13-2005, 10:00 AM   #1593
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Old 12-14-2005, 01:48 PM   #1594
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what do you want for christmas foxy?


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Old 12-15-2005, 02:10 PM   #1595
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What have you got there on that post-it note?

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Old 12-15-2005, 03:48 PM   #1596
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What are you making with all that Scotch Tape?


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Old 12-15-2005, 07:34 PM   #1597
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When's a good time to atone for all your sins ?


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Old 12-15-2005, 07:41 PM   #1598
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What's the one thing you dont want to find in a stripper's panties?



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Old 12-15-2005, 09:17 PM   #1599
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Paper?

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Old 12-16-2005, 01:50 AM   #1600
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What do you look for in a condom?

Influenza.
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Old 12-16-2005, 12:17 PM   #1601
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How do you get on in Italian business?


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Old 12-16-2005, 02:30 PM   #1602
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How do you think Dinz is hung ?


not today, thanks anyway
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Old 12-16-2005, 02:33 PM   #1603
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Would you like some haggis?

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Old 12-16-2005, 02:38 PM   #1604
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Old 12-16-2005, 04:11 PM   #1605
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Whose name do you scream when you spooge?


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