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Old 05-12-2005, 08:45 PM   #1
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The first time I wore them, a handsome man stopped me and declared he was "ready to give me his paycheck for the rest of his life!" What can I say except thanks!
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This is one of the weirdest things i've ever seen..

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Old 05-12-2005, 08:54 PM   #2
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I LOVE NIPPLES!! i bought these nipples before i went on spring break and i got more guys than anyone there. People could not stop staring at my hot nipple-baring body clad only in skimpy bikini. i made out with more guys on the dance floor than anyone else there! body perks are THE BEST INVENTION EVER!
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Old 05-12-2005, 10:31 PM   #3
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I would love to see the look on some guy's (or woman's) face when they tweaked one and it fell off. Now that would be classic.
Who is nipple-ly impaired, anyway?
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Old 05-12-2005, 10:35 PM   #4
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Who is nipple-ly impaired, anyway?
exactly

been taping them down when the weather is cold.. now they use plastic ones!
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Old 05-12-2005, 10:46 PM   #5
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One of my co-workers has huge nipples. Like scary huge, that poke out of her shirt, through her bra. It makes me uncomfortable.
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Old 05-13-2005, 12:00 AM   #6
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I would have called them Gripples™
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Old 05-13-2005, 12:01 PM   #7
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Old 05-13-2005, 06:26 PM   #8
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Old 05-14-2005, 06:22 PM   #9
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guys like 'em too
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Old 05-15-2005, 01:36 AM   #10
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My ex-ex-girlfriend recently bought a pair and, needless to say, we are now not only together, but ENGAGED! If it weren't for bodyperks I don't think this ever would've happened! Thanks!

I am SO happy I managed to get engaged without these. Boy was I lucky.... What was i thinking though??? I better get a few pair. Maybe keep a few in my Back Pocket in case the ones in my bra fall out.
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Old 05-16-2005, 07:25 PM   #11
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^^ That is one of the most bizarre things I have ever seen.



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Old 05-16-2005, 09:50 PM   #12
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That is just wrong on so many levels..not to mention just creepy. *shudders*
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Old 05-18-2005, 02:44 AM   #13
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wasn't this used on sex in the city? i think miranda wore them to a bar or something. freaked me out.
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Old 06-05-2005, 06:36 PM   #14
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yeah i saw them on sex and the city. pretty weird.
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Old 06-29-2005, 09:44 PM   #15
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ok, the fact that this product is trademarked just cracks me up! i mean, i can only imagine working in the trademark office and reading an application for silicone nipples!
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