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Old 11-01-2003, 10:50 PM   #1
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Insultmonger

www.insultmonger.com is hilarious. Check it out.

My favourite part would be the translated insults. SOme of the literal meanings just crack me up. For example, one of the Polish ones I think meant "you are ugly", but literally translated into "Watching you makes my eyes go blind with mustard".
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Old 11-03-2003, 05:27 PM   #2
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Your post is the world's greatest proof of reincarnation; no one could get that dumb in just one lifetime. Your post is an orgy of stultifying cacophonous verbal depravity; an exercise in literary impotence, and an offense to all of good taste and decency.
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Old 11-03-2003, 05:49 PM   #3
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oooh! they have dutch too!
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Old 11-03-2003, 08:17 PM   #4
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Your post is the world's greatest proof of reincarnation; no one could get that dumb in just one lifetime. Your post is an orgy of stultifying cacophonous verbal depravity; an exercise in literary impotence, and an offense to all of good taste and decency.
Yeah! Are they correct with the translations?

Thanks azur, great example :P
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Old 11-03-2003, 08:38 PM   #5
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My horoscope:


CAPRICORN December 22 to January 19

You are deep and personal in your thoughts, the quiet, reflective type. A mean self-centered c#nt and a closet homosexual. Your best (and only) friend is probably your mother. It's a great month for adventure. The sky is the limit, so get ahead and do all the crazy things you always wanted to do. Of course, you won't enjoy any of it and all of your ambitions are likely to end in failure and bitter disillusionment, but don't let that stop you - it will give you plenty more things to brood 'reflectively' about.


Wow! I hope this isn't true
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Old 11-04-2003, 04:00 AM   #6
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Every word of polish insults is true and well translated!
The mustard thing is the one that I haven't known till now! But it's still correct and fully acceptable (if you can say so about an insult).
Klynne: I won't even copy here my horoscope! I'm a Leo
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Old 11-04-2003, 06:39 AM   #7
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Ah azur, you're polish! That's cool, I've been to Poland. I have German relatives who live there. It's awesome they're properly translated. I was worried they'd say something else even more rude than what they are :|
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the dutch ones are a lot worse in dutch than the english translation. ha!
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Old 11-05-2003, 01:23 AM   #9
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I wish I was Dutch.
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Old 11-05-2003, 07:39 PM   #10
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i guess something can be arranged
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