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Old 09-28-2005, 07:52 PM   #181
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You guys started this with the deer joke...

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs who hangs on your wall?

ART

What do you call a girl with one leg?

EILEEN


What do you call a guy with no arms or legs rolling around in the leaves?

RUSSELL


What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs just sitting there?

NEAL


What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in your pool?

BOB
What do you call a girl with a sharp tongue?

BARB


What do you call a guy who worked with a backhoe?

DOUG


What do you call a girl hanging off the roof?

EVE


What do you call a guy too honest for his own good?

FRANK


What do you call a guy who lets women walk all over him?

MATT


What do you call a guy deep in dept?

OWEN


What do you call a girl who works in a hamberger joint?

PATTY


What do you call a guy who's a meat and potato kind of chef?

STU

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Old 09-30-2005, 07:35 PM   #182
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A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law went on
vacation to
the Holy Land. While they were there, the
mother-in-law
passed away.

The undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped
home for
$5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for
$150.00."

The man thought about it and told him he would just
have her
shipped home.

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to
ship
your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to
have
her buried here and spend only $150.00?"

The man replied, "A man died here 2,000 years ago, was
buried here, and three days later he rose from the
dead. I
just can't take that chance."
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Old 10-02-2005, 08:42 AM   #183
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What is the difference between light and hard?

You can sleep with the light on but you can't sleep with a hard on
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Old 10-03-2005, 04:49 PM   #184
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That was slightly funnier earlier in this thread, even if I say so myself.
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Old 10-05-2005, 08:15 AM   #185
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That was slightly funnier earlier in this thread, even if I say so myself.
Oh said already tsk tsk sorry
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Old 10-05-2005, 02:42 PM   #186
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Four fonts walk into a bar. The barman says "Hey!! get out! We don't want your type in here."
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Old 10-05-2005, 02:45 PM   #187
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A seal walks into a club...
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Old 10-05-2005, 02:46 PM   #188
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A dyslexic man walks into a bra...
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Old 10-05-2005, 06:31 PM   #189
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What do you call a blind dinosaur?


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Old 10-05-2005, 06:32 PM   #190
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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?


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Old 10-05-2005, 06:32 PM   #191
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What do you call a deaf dinosaur?


Anything you like, he cant hear you.
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Old 10-05-2005, 07:04 PM   #192
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What did Jesus say as he was being crucified?




"Ahhhhhhhhhhh...!"
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Old 10-05-2005, 07:41 PM   #193
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Old 10-07-2005, 02:55 PM   #194
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For Dinz:

After taking two or three golf lessons, a young woman decides to go out one day and play her first round. She tees off on the first hole, hitting the ball about forty feet. She walks up to it, chooses a club, and hits it again. This time it goes about 50 feet, but out of bounds. She walks up to the ball anyway, chooses a club, and as she addresses the ball, she gets stung by a bee. She walks back to the clubhouse and tells the pro, "I was doing pretty good, but I got stung by a bee between the first and second hole."

The pro considered this for awhile and then replied, "Well, your problem is, your stance is too wide."
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Old 10-07-2005, 03:26 PM   #195
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^^Funky! Dinz got hold of your password and is signing on and posting jokes under your name!
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