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Old 07-25-2005, 01:18 AM   #61
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I am SO glad someone else admitted first that they didn't get that one!
I didn't get it either.
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Old 07-25-2005, 01:40 AM   #62
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Two eggs are sitting in a frying pan and one egg turns to the other and says "It looks like we're done for." The second egg looks back and says "Oh my god, a talking egg!"
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Old 07-25-2005, 01:41 AM   #63
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Q: How many surrealist painters does it take to screw in a light bulb?





A: A fish
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Old 07-25-2005, 01:41 AM   #64
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Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?






A: Fsh.
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Old 07-25-2005, 03:42 AM   #65
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I didn't get it either.
Me either.
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Old 07-25-2005, 04:16 AM   #66
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Well it is the worst joke in the world thread.


What's brown and sticky?




A stick.
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Old 07-25-2005, 07:35 AM   #67
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That one goes hand in hand with

Q: Why was six afraid of seven?
A: Because seven eight nine.

I'm too lazy to write out the actual lightbulb joke, so here are some punchlines - see if you can guess which joke they go with:


---A: Twelve. One to change it and eleven to share the experience.

---A: One. But the lightbulb really has to want to change.

---A: Two hundred twenty-seven. One to hold the lightbulb and Two hundred twenty-six to turn the house.

---A:Nine. One to change it and eight to form a Survivors of Darkness Support Group.

---A: None. I'll just sit in the dark.
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Old 07-25-2005, 07:46 AM   #68
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Old 07-25-2005, 08:00 AM   #69
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Not bad!

1.People on ecstasy

2.Psychotherapists

3. Blondes (but bureaucrats are better)

4.Militant feminists

5. Jewish mothers

Here's another punchline:

A: Nobody eats parsley.

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Old 07-25-2005, 11:27 AM   #70
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A: Nobody eats parsley.

Oh oh oh! What's the difference between parsley and boogers?
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Old 07-25-2005, 02:04 PM   #71
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A man goes into a barber shop.
"And how would you like your haircut sir?"
"Can you cut it to look like David Hasselhof?"
"Certainly sir, please take a seat"

5 minutes later the man is completely bald, and all his hair is laying on the floor.

"What have you DONE? David Hasselhof doesnt have a shaved head!!!! "

"He would if the cvnt had his hair cut in here...."
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Old 07-25-2005, 02:30 PM   #72
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Another man goes to the barber's shop, and he has only 3 hairs on his entire head.
"Let's try something different and comb them all over to the left"
The barber does this and one hair falls out.

"OK, that didnt work, let's try them both to the right"
The barber does this and another hair falls out.

"Fvck it, just leave it scruffy"
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Old 07-25-2005, 02:32 PM   #73
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Another man goes to the barber and he says
"I want the right side longer than the left, a chunk out of the top, a cut on my right ear and a lop-sided fringe."
"I cant do that sir!"
"Well you did last time, you cvnt"
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Old 07-25-2005, 02:33 PM   #74
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Yet, another man goes to the barber.


But he just bought condoms.
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Old 07-25-2005, 02:53 PM   #75
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What does Courtney Love have in common with (Detroit Red Wings goalie) Manny Legace?

Both shower after three periods.
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