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masterofNone · 04-13-2003, 10:08 AM

taken yesterday in Warrenton, VA

trisherina · 04-13-2003, 12:03 PM

66 cents a litre.

Red Princess · 04-13-2003, 12:37 PM

holding steady at $2.17

AllegroNg · 04-13-2003, 06:49 PM

Wow, where the heck is Warrenton, VA? Driiink up!

ambo · 04-13-2003, 07:00 PM

$2.18 for regular unleaded yesterday
* northern CA *

AllegroNg · 04-13-2003, 07:10 PM

It's a mixed blessing, really..

04-13-2003, 07:50 PM

Burbank - $2.09 for regular.

bealeblues · 04-14-2003, 08:09 AM

got it for $1.35 a gallon in tuscaloosa, alabama yesterday.... then again, i was IN tuscaloosa, alabama, which is never a good thing....

*play 'dueling banjos' here*

Madmack · 04-14-2003, 09:53 AM

Ottawa... 64.5 a litre

ambo · 04-14-2003, 08:36 PM

cosmo949 · 04-14-2003, 10:57 PM

$2.09 Petaluma, CA 5:46

ambo · 04-15-2003, 05:52 PM

A woman goes to her boyfriends' parents' house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.

The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart. It isn't loud, but everyone at the table hears the pouf. Before she even has a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looks over at the dog that has been snoozing at the woman's feet and says in a rather stern voice, "Skippy!".

The woman thinks, "This is great!" and a big smile comes across her face. A couple of minutes later, she is beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she doesn't even hesitate. She lets a much louder and longer fart rip. The father again looks at the dog and yells, "Dammit Skippy!"

Once again the woman smiles and thinks "Yes!". A few minutes later the woman has to let another one rip. This time she doesn't even think about it. She lets rip a fart that rivals a train whistle blowing. Once again, the father looks at the dog with disgust and yells, "Dammit Skippy, get away from her before she shits on you!"

Frieda · 04-15-2003, 05:55 PM

hahaha lol!

rmr · 04-16-2003, 02:09 AM

You guys pay for gas.....i hate it..........

Deviate · 04-16-2003, 11:09 AM

i saw a discount place in town going for 1.43

damn.

-st.

04-13-2003, 12:37 PM	#18
Red Princess thread soiler Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: san diego Posts: 4,810	holding steady at $2.17 __________________ snarky peep

04-13-2003, 07:00 PM	#20
ambo feline, naturally Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: California Posts: 4,407	$2.18 for regular unleaded yesterday * northern CA * __________________ Non-violence leads to the highest ethics, which is the goal of all evolution. Until we have not stopped to include violence as an option in our conflict management, we are still savages. --Thomas A. Edison

04-14-2003, 08:09 AM	#23
bealeblues where's my salt? Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: finally writing Posts: 6,929	got it for $1.35 a gallon in tuscaloosa, alabama yesterday.... then again, i was IN tuscaloosa, alabama, which is never a good thing.... play 'dueling banjos' here __________________ still jackasinine, make no mistake

04-14-2003, 09:53 AM	#24
Madmack ..it just started... Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: About where I need to be... Posts: 1,022	Ottawa... 64.5 a litre __________________ 'I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day.' Dean Martin World Travel Tips

04-14-2003, 08:36 PM	#25
ambo feline, naturally Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: California Posts: 4,407	__________________ Non-violence leads to the highest ethics, which is the goal of all evolution. Until we have not stopped to include violence as an option in our conflict management, we are still savages. --Thomas A. Edison

04-13-2003, 10:08 AM	#16
masterofNone ________ Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 5,131	taken yesterday in Warrenton, VA

04-13-2003, 12:03 PM	#17
trisherina meretricious dilettante Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 11,068	66 cents a litre.

04-13-2003, 06:49 PM	#19
AllegroNg What I Am Wearing. Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Near DC Posts: 2,573	Wow, where the heck is Warrenton, VA? Driiink up!

04-13-2003, 07:10 PM	#21
AllegroNg What I Am Wearing. Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Near DC Posts: 2,573	It's a mixed blessing, really..

04-13-2003, 07:50 PM	#22
imdrsmooth Posts: n/a	Burbank - $2.09 for regular.

04-14-2003, 10:57 PM	#26
cosmo949 caesura Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 516	$2.09 Petaluma, CA 5:46

04-15-2003, 05:52 PM	#27
ambo feline, naturally Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: California Posts: 4,407	the other kind of gas A woman goes to her boyfriends' parents' house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart. It isn't loud, but everyone at the table hears the pouf. Before she even has a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looks over at the dog that has been snoozing at the woman's feet and says in a rather stern voice, "Skippy!". The woman thinks, "This is great!" and a big smile comes across her face. A couple of minutes later, she is beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she doesn't even hesitate. She lets a much louder and longer fart rip. The father again looks at the dog and yells, "Dammit Skippy!" Once again the woman smiles and thinks "Yes!". A few minutes later the woman has to let another one rip. This time she doesn't even think about it. She lets rip a fart that rivals a train whistle blowing. Once again, the father looks at the dog with disgust and yells, "Dammit Skippy, get away from her before she shits on you!" __________________ Non-violence leads to the highest ethics, which is the goal of all evolution. Until we have not stopped to include violence as an option in our conflict management, we are still savages. --Thomas A. Edison

04-15-2003, 05:55 PM	#28
Frieda in limbo Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 19,504	hahaha lol! __________________ zoek waar je wil, maar het zit in jezelf oh yeah

04-16-2003, 02:09 AM	#29
rmr Moderator Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 10,595	You guys pay for gas.....i hate it..........

04-16-2003, 11:09 AM	#30
Deviate Butt-F***ing the World Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: the other side of normal Posts: 5,863	i saw a discount place in town going for 1.43 damn. -st.

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