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nycwriters · 11-22-2002, 11:05 PM

1. There once was a girl named Peg

zenbabe · 11-22-2002, 11:28 PM

1. There once was a girl named Peg
2. Who was born with only one leg

nycwriters · 11-22-2002, 11:29 PM

1. There once was a girl named Peg
2. Who was born with only one leg
3. She hopped and she bopped

JudyPatooty · 11-23-2002, 02:19 AM

1. There once was a girl named Peg
2. Who was born with only one leg
3. She hopped and she bopped
4. Till she felt she would drop

oldsoul2002 · 11-23-2002, 07:57 AM

1. There once was a girl named Peg
2. Who was born with only one leg
3. She hopped and she bopped
4. Till she felt she would drop
5. so she married a *quad'ie named greg

*(as in quadrapalegic)->spelling?

kittykatkarma · 11-26-2002, 04:05 PM

1. There once was a man from D.C.

oldsoul2002 · 11-26-2002, 04:07 PM

1. There once was a man from D.C.
2. Whose job it was to be P.C.

zenbabe · 11-26-2002, 04:09 PM

1. There once was a man from D.C.
2. Whose job it was to be P.C.
3. But one day he got drunk

oldsoul2002 · 11-26-2002, 04:42 PM

1. There once was a man from D.C.
2. Whose job it was to be P.C.
3. But one day he got drunk
4. and shot an anarchist punk

zenbabe · 11-26-2002, 04:46 PM

1. There once was a man from D.C.
2. Whose job it was to be P.C.
3. But one day he got drunk
4. and punched a liberal punk
5. He got fired and grew a goatee

jbisdaman · 12-21-2002, 10:51 PM

1. The day i got fired from work

moel · 12-22-2002, 01:10 AM

1. The day i got fired from work
2. I told my boss hes a jerk

AllegroNg · 12-22-2002, 11:01 AM

1. The day i got fired from work
2. I told my boss hes a jerk
3. I mooned all my peers

moel · 12-22-2002, 08:42 PM

1. The day i got fired from work
2. I told my boss hes a jerk
3. I mooned all my peers
4. And brought them to tears

AllegroNg · 12-22-2002, 08:45 PM

1. The day i got fired from work
2. I told my boss hes a jerk
3. I mooned all my peers
4. And brought them to tears
5. On the Zefrank board I shall lurk!

11-22-2002, 11:28 PM	#77
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	1. There once was a girl named Peg 2. Who was born with only one leg __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

11-26-2002, 04:05 PM	#81
kittykatkarma Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 8	man from D.C. 1. There once was a man from D.C.

11-26-2002, 04:09 PM	#83
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	1. There once was a man from D.C. 2. Whose job it was to be P.C. 3. But one day he got drunk __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

11-26-2002, 04:42 PM	#84
oldsoul2002 monkey Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Edmonton Posts: 54	1. There once was a man from D.C. 2. Whose job it was to be P.C. 3. But one day he got drunk 4. and shot an anarchist punk __________________ An act of meditation is actually an act of faith--of faith in your spirit, in your own potential. Faith is the basis of meditation. Not of faith in something outside you--a metaphysical buddha, an unattainable ideal, or someone else's words. The faith is in yourself, in your own "buddha-nature." -Martine Batchelor Last edited by oldsoul2002 : 11-26-2002 at 04:45 PM.

11-26-2002, 04:46 PM	#85
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	1. There once was a man from D.C. 2. Whose job it was to be P.C. 3. But one day he got drunk 4. and punched a liberal punk 5. He got fired and grew a goatee __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

11-22-2002, 11:05 PM	#76
nycwriters Stuck in T.O. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Floundering Posts: 4,134	1. There once was a girl named Peg

11-22-2002, 11:29 PM	#78
nycwriters Stuck in T.O. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Floundering Posts: 4,134	1. There once was a girl named Peg 2. Who was born with only one leg 3. She hopped and she bopped

11-23-2002, 02:19 AM	#79
JudyPatooty nudge nudge wink wink Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Houston Posts: 99	1. There once was a girl named Peg 2. Who was born with only one leg 3. She hopped and she bopped 4. Till she felt she would drop

11-23-2002, 07:57 AM	#80
oldsoul2002 monkey Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Edmonton Posts: 54	1. There once was a girl named Peg 2. Who was born with only one leg 3. She hopped and she bopped 4. Till she felt she would drop 5. so she married a quad'ie named greg (as in quadrapalegic)->spelling?

11-26-2002, 04:07 PM	#82
oldsoul2002 monkey Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Edmonton Posts: 54	1. There once was a man from D.C. 2. Whose job it was to be P.C.

12-21-2002, 10:51 PM	#86
jbisdaman monkey Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Falls Church VA Posts: 29	1. The day i got fired from work

12-22-2002, 01:10 AM	#87
moel Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: dithyramb Posts: 3,102	1. The day i got fired from work 2. I told my boss hes a jerk

12-22-2002, 11:01 AM	#88
AllegroNg What I Am Wearing. Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Near DC Posts: 2,573	1. The day i got fired from work 2. I told my boss hes a jerk 3. I mooned all my peers

12-22-2002, 08:42 PM	#89
moel Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: dithyramb Posts: 3,102	1. The day i got fired from work 2. I told my boss hes a jerk 3. I mooned all my peers 4. And brought them to tears

12-22-2002, 08:45 PM	#90
AllegroNg What I Am Wearing. Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Near DC Posts: 2,573	1. The day i got fired from work 2. I told my boss hes a jerk 3. I mooned all my peers 4. And brought them to tears 5. On the Zefrank board I shall lurk!

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