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moel · 12-22-2002, 09:32 PM

1. While I was learning to dance

AllegroNg · 12-22-2002, 09:36 PM

1. While I was learning to dance
2. I fell down and tore up my pants

nycwriters · 12-22-2002, 09:38 PM

I LOVED this one:

1. The day i got fired from work
2. I told my boss hes a jerk
3. I mooned all my peers
4. And brought them to tears
5. On the Zefrank board I shall lurk!

AllegroNg · 12-22-2002, 10:19 PM

That doesn't rhyme! Daaah! Limerick is ruined! :'( :'( :'(

Just kidding, but do continue!

moel · 12-22-2002, 11:40 PM

1. While I was learning to dance
2. I fell down and tore up my pants
3. Let this be a lesson

jbisdaman · 12-23-2002, 02:07 AM

1. While I was learning to dance
2. I fell down and tore up my pants
3. Let this be a lesson
4. Not to be messin'

moel · 12-23-2002, 02:34 AM

1. While I was learning to dance
2. I fell down and tore up my pants
3. Let this be a lesson
4. Not to be messin'
5. With people that teach you to prance

jbisdaman · 12-23-2002, 06:27 PM

1. I went to a group for support

moel · 12-23-2002, 08:17 PM

1. I went to a group for support
2. To help me from feeling so short

Deviate · 12-23-2002, 08:22 PM

1. I went to a group for support
2. To help me from feeling so short
3. They gave me some heels

dinzdale · 12-23-2002, 08:49 PM

1. I went to a group for support
2. To help me from feeling so short
3. They gave me some heels
4. and some big training wheels

moel · 12-23-2002, 09:28 PM

1. I went to a group for support
2. To help me from feeling so short
3. They gave me some heels
4. and some big training wheels
5. But those are a last resort

jbisdaman · 12-24-2002, 11:06 PM

1. I once ordered gifts on the Net

moel · 12-24-2002, 11:23 PM

1. I once ordered gifts on the Net
2. A diamond ring for a dazzling brunette

AllegroNg · 12-24-2002, 11:43 PM

1. I once ordered gifts on the Net
2. A diamond ring for a dazzling brunette
3. I got it from Ebay

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12-22-2002, 09:32 PM	#91
moel Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: dithyramb Posts: 3,102	1. While I was learning to dance

12-22-2002, 09:36 PM	#92
AllegroNg What I Am Wearing. Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Near DC Posts: 2,573	1. While I was learning to dance 2. I fell down and tore up my pants

12-22-2002, 09:38 PM	#93
nycwriters Stuck in T.O. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Floundering Posts: 4,134	I LOVED this one: 1. The day i got fired from work 2. I told my boss hes a jerk 3. I mooned all my peers 4. And brought them to tears 5. On the Zefrank board I shall lurk!

12-22-2002, 10:19 PM	#94
AllegroNg What I Am Wearing. Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Near DC Posts: 2,573	That doesn't rhyme! Daaah! Limerick is ruined! :'( :'( :'( Just kidding, but do continue!

12-22-2002, 11:40 PM	#95
moel Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: dithyramb Posts: 3,102	1. While I was learning to dance 2. I fell down and tore up my pants 3. Let this be a lesson

12-23-2002, 02:07 AM	#96
jbisdaman monkey Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Falls Church VA Posts: 29	1. While I was learning to dance 2. I fell down and tore up my pants 3. Let this be a lesson 4. Not to be messin'

12-23-2002, 02:34 AM	#97
moel Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: dithyramb Posts: 3,102	1. While I was learning to dance 2. I fell down and tore up my pants 3. Let this be a lesson 4. Not to be messin' 5. With people that teach you to prance

12-23-2002, 06:27 PM	#98
jbisdaman monkey Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Falls Church VA Posts: 29	1. I went to a group for support

12-23-2002, 08:17 PM	#99
moel Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: dithyramb Posts: 3,102	1. I went to a group for support 2. To help me from feeling so short

12-23-2002, 08:22 PM	#100
Deviate Butt-F***ing the World Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: the other side of normal Posts: 5,863	1. I went to a group for support 2. To help me from feeling so short 3. They gave me some heels

12-23-2002, 08:49 PM	#101
dinzdale King of the špatnýs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: was that dog Posts: 9,411	1. I went to a group for support 2. To help me from feeling so short 3. They gave me some heels 4. and some big training wheels

12-23-2002, 09:28 PM	#102
moel Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: dithyramb Posts: 3,102	1. I went to a group for support 2. To help me from feeling so short 3. They gave me some heels 4. and some big training wheels 5. But those are a last resort

12-24-2002, 11:06 PM	#103
jbisdaman monkey Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Falls Church VA Posts: 29	1. I once ordered gifts on the Net

12-24-2002, 11:23 PM	#104
moel Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: dithyramb Posts: 3,102	1. I once ordered gifts on the Net 2. A diamond ring for a dazzling brunette

12-24-2002, 11:43 PM	#105
AllegroNg What I Am Wearing. Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Near DC Posts: 2,573	1. I once ordered gifts on the Net 2. A diamond ring for a dazzling brunette 3. I got it from Ebay