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AllegroNg · 12-28-2002, 06:29 PM

1. There once was a girl with five cats
2. Her attic had lots of large bats.
3. So she thought up a plan
4. Turned on her ceing fan,

zenbabe · 12-28-2002, 06:54 PM

1. There once was a girl with five cats
2. Her attic had lots of large bats.
3. So she thought up a plan
4. Turned on her ceing fan,
5.There is now plenty of food for the rats

moel · 12-28-2002, 07:24 PM

1. If you talk on your phone when you drive

AllegroNg · 12-28-2002, 09:20 PM

1. If you talk on your phone when you drive
2. You piss off all of 495

moel · 12-29-2002, 12:51 AM

1. If you talk on your phone when you drive
2. You piss off all of 495
3. They'll flip you the bird

Indigo · 12-29-2002, 01:36 PM

1. If you talk on your phone when you drive
2. You piss off all of 495
3. They'll flip you the bird
4. Then call you a bad word

moel · 12-29-2002, 02:01 PM

1. If you talk on your phone when you drive
2. You piss off all of 495
3. They'll flip you the bird
4. Then call you a bad word
5. And maybe you'll get out alive.

Indigo · 12-29-2002, 04:32 PM

Suppose you wake up in your yard,

wickedcanobeans · 12-29-2002, 10:45 PM

1. Suppose you wake up in your yard,
2. Awoken by something quite hard

moel · 12-30-2002, 12:56 AM

1. Suppose you wake up in your yard,
2. Awoken by something quite hard
3. Its a beer bottle you say

jbisdaman · 12-30-2002, 02:11 AM

from your hammock where you lay

Indigo · 12-30-2002, 02:20 PM

1. Suppose you wake up in your yard,
2. Awoken by something quite hard
3. Its a beer bottle you say
4. From your hammock where you lay
5. The wife threw it, and caught you off guard!

jbisdaman · 12-30-2002, 03:30 PM

1. In Times Square I watched the ball drop

Deviate · 12-30-2002, 03:32 PM

1. In Times Square I watched the ball drop
2. And listened to champagne corks pop

jbisdaman · 12-30-2002, 03:34 PM

1. In Times Square I watched the ball drop
2. And listened to champagne corks pop
3. There were drunks all around

12-28-2002, 06:54 PM	#122
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	1. There once was a girl with five cats 2. Her attic had lots of large bats. 3. So she thought up a plan 4. Turned on her ceing fan, 5.There is now plenty of food for the rats __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

12-29-2002, 10:45 PM	#129
wickedcanobeans monkey Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: tucson, AZ Posts: 50	1. Suppose you wake up in your yard, 2. Awoken by something quite hard __________________ once i made a protest and didn't eat grapes for a whole day. ~woody allen

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12-28-2002, 06:29 PM	#121
AllegroNg What I Am Wearing. Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Near DC Posts: 2,573	1. There once was a girl with five cats 2. Her attic had lots of large bats. 3. So she thought up a plan 4. Turned on her ceing fan,

12-28-2002, 07:24 PM	#123
moel Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: dithyramb Posts: 3,102	1. If you talk on your phone when you drive

12-28-2002, 09:20 PM	#124
AllegroNg What I Am Wearing. Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Near DC Posts: 2,573	1. If you talk on your phone when you drive 2. You piss off all of 495

12-29-2002, 12:51 AM	#125
moel Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: dithyramb Posts: 3,102	1. If you talk on your phone when you drive 2. You piss off all of 495 3. They'll flip you the bird

12-29-2002, 01:36 PM	#126
Indigo Registered User Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 185	1. If you talk on your phone when you drive 2. You piss off all of 495 3. They'll flip you the bird 4. Then call you a bad word

12-29-2002, 02:01 PM	#127
moel Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: dithyramb Posts: 3,102	1. If you talk on your phone when you drive 2. You piss off all of 495 3. They'll flip you the bird 4. Then call you a bad word 5. And maybe you'll get out alive.

12-29-2002, 04:32 PM	#128
Indigo Registered User Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 185	Suppose you wake up in your yard,

12-30-2002, 12:56 AM	#130
moel Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: dithyramb Posts: 3,102	1. Suppose you wake up in your yard, 2. Awoken by something quite hard 3. Its a beer bottle you say

12-30-2002, 02:11 AM	#131
jbisdaman monkey Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Falls Church VA Posts: 29	from your hammock where you lay

12-30-2002, 02:20 PM	#132
Indigo Registered User Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 185	1. Suppose you wake up in your yard, 2. Awoken by something quite hard 3. Its a beer bottle you say 4. From your hammock where you lay 5. The wife threw it, and caught you off guard!

12-30-2002, 03:30 PM	#133
jbisdaman monkey Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Falls Church VA Posts: 29	1. In Times Square I watched the ball drop

12-30-2002, 03:32 PM	#134
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12-30-2002, 03:34 PM	#135
jbisdaman monkey Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Falls Church VA Posts: 29	1. In Times Square I watched the ball drop 2. And listened to champagne corks pop 3. There were drunks all around