How I Burned my Dink By JesusTitties - Page 4 - ZEFRANK.COM

Hermione · 09-28-2003, 12:57 PM

I reread this story.. and I still giggled..

do you have more stories?

agentsmith · 09-28-2003, 02:02 PM

no. jt is dead. im sorry.

lapietra · 09-28-2003, 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JesusTitties
why do all of my posts turn into a big orgy session between moel and malina.
for christ sakes get a room

See - this always used to happen to my posts... tho' not necessarily with moel and malina... everything always turned to sex.
No complaints here.

JesusTitties · 09-28-2003, 08:48 PM

yes i have more stories.
but only a handful of them involve me hurting myself badly. sorry

agentsmith · 09-28-2003, 08:54 PM

awwww. no more mutilation of genetalia by fire. damnit jt, you oughta hurt yourself more. they make great stories.

funkytuba · 10-02-2003, 02:53 PM

Just for the record....

I posted my admonition against nekkid bacon frying in the PSAs before I even knew that this thread existed.

Poor JT. (snicker)

Glad to hear all is better now.

catbelly · 10-02-2003, 03:05 PM

Has anyone seen the episode of "3rd Rock from the Sun" where Harry is frying bacon in the nude??

Heh

I love Harry

I know I'm weighing in late but JT sorry about your dink

slurpeedemon · 10-02-2003, 03:11 PM

I'm not. I like a dink with some character.

dinzdale · 10-02-2003, 03:12 PM

A ruffled cavalier hat for example.....as opposed to a Cromwellian Roundhead.

Perky Pat · 10-02-2003, 03:33 PM

Or a battle scar.

dinzdale · 10-02-2003, 03:39 PM

Or a pirate eye-patch.

malina · 10-02-2003, 03:40 PM

a wooden leg!

dinzdale · 10-02-2003, 03:43 PM

A big afro, or a mohican pubic hairstyle.

Perky Pat · 10-02-2003, 03:48 PM

and cannonballs.

Perky Pat · 10-02-2003, 03:50 PM

well, maybe musket balls.

09-28-2003, 02:02 PM	#47
agentsmith rap geisha Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: . Posts: 5,588	no. jt is dead. im sorry. __________________ ----------- "Genesis: First, I'd like to say reality is invisible to the naked eye. You and me both know that life is a real bitch. Doing your best, you say? That's not good enough."

09-28-2003, 08:54 PM	#50
agentsmith rap geisha Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: . Posts: 5,588	awwww. no more mutilation of genetalia by fire. damnit jt, you oughta hurt yourself more. they make great stories. __________________ ----------- "Genesis: First, I'd like to say reality is invisible to the naked eye. You and me both know that life is a real bitch. Doing your best, you say? That's not good enough."

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09-28-2003, 12:57 PM	#46
Hermione monkey Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 3,060	I reread this story.. and I still giggled.. do you have more stories?

09-28-2003, 08:48 PM	#49
JesusTitties ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤ Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 3,124	yes i have more stories. but only a handful of them involve me hurting myself badly. sorry

10-02-2003, 02:53 PM	#51
funkytuba Spone to Proonerisms Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: The Left Coast Posts: 4,531	Just for the record.... I posted my admonition against nekkid bacon frying in the PSAs before I even knew that this thread existed. Poor JT. (snicker) Glad to hear all is better now.

10-02-2003, 03:05 PM	#52
catbelly monkey Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: the north Posts: 1,757	Has anyone seen the episode of "3rd Rock from the Sun" where Harry is frying bacon in the nude?? Heh I love Harry I know I'm weighing in late but JT sorry about your dink

10-02-2003, 03:11 PM	#53
slurpeedemon who's there, please? Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: third cubicle on the left Posts: 232	I'm not. I like a dink with some character.

10-02-2003, 03:12 PM	#54
dinzdale King of the špatnýs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: was that dog Posts: 9,411	A ruffled cavalier hat for example.....as opposed to a Cromwellian Roundhead.

10-02-2003, 03:33 PM	#55
Perky Pat burning bright Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: molotov Posts: 2,963	Or a battle scar.

10-02-2003, 03:39 PM	#56
dinzdale King of the špatnýs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: was that dog Posts: 9,411	Or a pirate eye-patch.

10-02-2003, 03:40 PM	#57
malina leaving Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: up on the hill Posts: 6,013	a wooden leg!

10-02-2003, 03:43 PM	#58
dinzdale King of the špatnýs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: was that dog Posts: 9,411	A big afro, or a mohican pubic hairstyle.

10-02-2003, 03:48 PM	#59
Perky Pat burning bright Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: molotov Posts: 2,963	and cannonballs.

10-02-2003, 03:50 PM	#60
Perky Pat burning bright Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: molotov Posts: 2,963	well, maybe musket balls.