12-16-2003, 09:28 AM
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monkey
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Grand Rapids, MI
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You must have failed the mandatory sexual harrassment course
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12-16-2003, 01:34 PM
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Spone to Proonerisms
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: The Left Coast
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Spouses and families are not invited to the company christmas party.
Makes me wonder what they've got in store... |
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12-16-2003, 03:01 PM
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Moderator
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this from a friend of mine who is a social worker and works at a group home....................
"I INVENTED ELECTRICITY AND SOMEBODY OWES ME SOME GOD DAMN MONEY" |
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12-16-2003, 03:48 PM
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girthy pickles
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: under your desk
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Quote:
Here's mine: "Since we're in a different department this year, your Christmas present is lunch w/Russ."
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12-16-2003, 10:50 PM
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Lollypop!
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: we are all made of stars
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our holiday party is going to be January 30th this year, and on a boat so people can't leave after they give out the door prizes...
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12-17-2003, 01:02 AM
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one classy broad
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: The Cornhusker State
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Special Instructions on a customer's security account in case of PD dispatch:
Notify PD that the husband sleeps in the walk-in closet of the master bedroom.
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I'd rather be making out. |
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12-17-2003, 12:29 PM
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monkey
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Somewhere
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"Mom had called."
this had me laughing. A guy telling a girl this... a girl he is hitting on
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12-17-2003, 12:39 PM
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leaving
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: up on the hill
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... he saw an opportunity to establish his priorities!
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12-17-2003, 12:43 PM
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monkey
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Somewhere
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I've heard a lot of talk in my time...
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Misery loves company |
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12-17-2003, 02:01 PM
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elite rabble
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Houston
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"…don't worry he's just Canadian…"
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11-17-2006, 06:18 AM
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no more nice girl
Join Date: Jan 2004
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Old lady number one: "Help!"
Old lady number two: "Help!" Old lady number three: "Help!" Old lady number four: "Fark them all, help ME!"
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He really shatters the myth of white supremacy once and for all. |
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11-20-2006, 12:04 AM
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constantly amazed
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: in the labyrinth of shared happiness
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Overheard - the eccentric, absent-minded receptionist to a harried paralegal:
"I think you're just about the nicest person I've ever met...but I'm going to have to think about that a little more." "Oh. Thanks. I think"
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1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. 3. Your foot will change direction. |
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11-20-2006, 12:30 AM
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girthy pickles
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: under your desk
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Two girls I work with got their tongues pierced a few weeks ago. One of the coworkers at the one girl's part time job said:
"I know why you girls want to get your tongues pierced. I've been married for 39 years, you know what I do? Stick a Jolly Rancher in your mouth first, then go to town!" conversation evolves into: "You mean you never put something in your mouth first?" "No. Well maybe some Pop Rocks. " ^^her new nickname is Pop Rocks.
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11-20-2006, 12:46 AM
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constantly amazed
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: in the labyrinth of shared happiness
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1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. 3. Your foot will change direction. |
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09-19-2007, 07:01 PM
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in limbo
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: The Netherlands
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two guys talking further down the hall in the cubicle jungle
> hey, new pair of jeans? nice! < yeah, thanks, the wallet doesnt fit in the back pocket though. and it looks kinda weird to put it in the front! > well, that would make you look metrosexual. actually, you already are looking quite metro today < ... > really nice pants! |
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