Overheard in the workplace - Page 4 - ZEFRANK.COM

michaelG · 10-08-2008, 09:03 AM

as I walked into work still in my bike shorts:

I guess there is such thing as too much of a good thing.

MoJoRiSin · 10-08-2008, 01:03 PM

^It was sort of like those girls in the 60's attending a Beatle concert no?

Frieda · 07-19-2010, 02:21 PM

from early last week:

"so what's your middle name then?"
"Hamilton"
"oh, that's cool, now i can call you Ham!"

Frieda · 09-07-2010, 06:09 AM

`you cannot hold me responsible for that because it was an involuntary mistake!`

makes me wonder what other mistakes she makes.

MoJoRiSin · 10-05-2010, 10:29 AM

"If you lock the door on your way out we can just go out

the other one"

May have been
Front door
My have been
will go out. (Deleting the "just"K

MoJoRiSin · 10-13-2010, 11:41 PM

Hello William nice to meet you
My name is _ _ _
Do you go by Bill?
Yes .. my mother is the only person who has ever called
Me William

MoJoRiSin · 03-22-2011, 11:16 AM

Everything is fine now

Bman · 03-22-2011, 10:28 PM

"Head of Language Arts? Oh sorry, I don't know who that is...um...wait! Lemme look in this here....Oh! Language arts!"

Marcus Bales · 03-23-2011, 09:34 AM

"I didn't want to date him at all -- he's so smug all the time, but he pestered me til I finally went out with him. So we're in the hall outside my door and he unzips and it flops out, and I was like Christ! all I could do with that is throw it over my shoulder and burp it!"

MoJoRiSin · 03-25-2011, 06:50 PM

"when i am done with Leonel, I will work with Lou"

funkytuba · 03-25-2011, 11:43 PM

"you know, they come in a metal box.. and they're bigger, you know, like cigarillos, and I _really liked em_"

Bman · 03-26-2011, 12:02 AM

Heard on almost a daily basis:

"When will I finish the guitar?"

Frieda · 08-18-2011, 08:08 AM

The recruitment manager to the lady replacing the artwork in the building:

"Hell no, i know this is supposed to be art but we're NOT going to hang up naked chicks in the meeting rooms!"

funkytuba · 11-04-2011, 08:07 PM

"Nobody in my family, no one I'm genetically linked to has ever gotten cancer. They all died of heart attacks."

Bman · 11-08-2011, 12:48 AM

"So prepare to process and manipulate the sounds of a beetle snuff film."

10-08-2008, 01:03 PM	#47
MoJoRiSin unbelievable Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 5,664	^It was sort of like those girls in the 60's attending a Beatle concert no? __________________ From stone tablets to html code, it's not lost on me.

07-19-2010, 02:21 PM	#48
Frieda in limbo Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 19,504	from early last week: "so what's your middle name then?" "Hamilton" "oh, that's cool, now i can call you Ham!" __________________ zoek waar je wil, maar het zit in jezelf oh yeah

09-07-2010, 06:09 AM	#49
Frieda in limbo Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 19,504	`you cannot hold me responsible for that because it was an involuntary mistake!` makes me wonder what other mistakes she makes. __________________ zoek waar je wil, maar het zit in jezelf oh yeah

10-05-2010, 10:29 AM	#50
MoJoRiSin unbelievable Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 5,664	"If you lock the door on your way out we can just go out the other one" May have been Front door My have been will go out. (Deleting the "just"K __________________ From stone tablets to html code, it's not lost on me.

10-13-2010, 11:41 PM	#51
MoJoRiSin unbelievable Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 5,664	Hello William nice to meet you My name is _ _ _ Do you go by Bill? Yes .. my mother is the only person who has ever called Me William __________________ From stone tablets to html code, it's not lost on me. Last edited by MoJoRiSin : 10-14-2010 at 09:07 PM.

10-08-2008, 09:03 AM	#46
michaelG monkey Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 169	as I walked into work still in my bike shorts: I guess there is such thing as too much of a good thing.

03-22-2011, 11:16 AM	#52
MoJoRiSin unbelievable Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 5,664	Everything is fine now __________________ From stone tablets to html code, it's not lost on me.

03-22-2011, 10:28 PM	#53
Bman monkey Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 671	"Head of Language Arts? Oh sorry, I don't know who that is...um...wait! Lemme look in this here....Oh! Language arts!"

03-23-2011, 09:34 AM	#54
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	"I didn't want to date him at all -- he's so smug all the time, but he pestered me til I finally went out with him. So we're in the hall outside my door and he unzips and it flops out, and I was like Christ! all I could do with that is throw it over my shoulder and burp it!" __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure.

03-25-2011, 06:50 PM	#55
MoJoRiSin unbelievable Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 5,664	"when i am done with Leonel, I will work with Lou" __________________ From stone tablets to html code, it's not lost on me.

03-25-2011, 11:43 PM	#56
funkytuba Spone to Proonerisms Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: The Left Coast Posts: 4,531	"you know, they come in a metal box.. and they're bigger, you know, like cigarillos, and I _really liked em_" __________________ ...and another handful of almonds

03-26-2011, 12:02 AM	#57
Bman monkey Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 671	Heard on almost a daily basis: "When will I finish the guitar?"

08-18-2011, 08:08 AM	#58
Frieda in limbo Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 19,504	The recruitment manager to the lady replacing the artwork in the building: "Hell no, i know this is supposed to be art but we're NOT going to hang up naked chicks in the meeting rooms!" __________________ zoek waar je wil, maar het zit in jezelf oh yeah

11-04-2011, 08:07 PM	#59
funkytuba Spone to Proonerisms Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: The Left Coast Posts: 4,531	"Nobody in my family, no one I'm genetically linked to has ever gotten cancer. They all died of heart attacks." __________________ ...and another handful of almonds

11-08-2011, 12:48 AM	#60
Bman monkey Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 671	"So prepare to process and manipulate the sounds of a beetle snuff film."

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