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Old 11-28-2006, 10:52 PM   #1981
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A compulsive spell checker.
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Old 11-29-2006, 01:36 AM   #1982
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Old 11-29-2006, 10:09 AM   #1983
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Abec Edarian was an Armenian businessman who taught Rupert Murdoch all he knows. He is, to this day, vilified by all humanity with the exception of Sean Hannity who would have no career had it not been for Mr. Edarian's tutoring of Mr. Murdoch.
Mr. Edarian died in a South Carolina nursing home in 1967. His death was met with wild celebration by all the other residents and staff of the nursing home.
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Old 11-29-2006, 03:28 PM   #1984
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abecedarian - any product or person from Abecedaria, but usually whiskey. The hills and valleys of Abecedaria have legendarily succeeded in keeping out the taxing authorities of whatever political organization happened to be in the area, so the various tastes of the various Abecearian whiskeys have been passed down from father to son for thousands of years as part of their oral tradition.
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Old 11-29-2006, 07:21 PM   #1985
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abecedarian -- adj., being inclined to view events with suspicion and a general bias toward an expectation of spin, avarice, hidden motives, high and low calumny, and self-serving lies. From Abakarius, the early chronicler of the Roman senate who wrote of Caeser's (Julius) ransacking of Marc Antony's psychiatrist's office, the "single dagger theory", and the Persian catapults for concubines scandal. Having lived a full 1700 years before John Peter Zenger and the sanctification of the concept of a free press, Abakarius was slain by order of the Senate and his liver and kidneys fed to the pigeons in the Colosseum.

"Bob Woodward used to be praised for his jaundiced, if not abecedarian, world view, but fame seems to have made him a total lapdog for the powerful."
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Old 11-30-2006, 03:36 AM   #1986
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abecedarian - a type of craftsman peculiar to Illinois who specializes in designing log cabins made out of cedar.
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2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand.
3. Your foot will change direction.
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Old 11-30-2006, 05:23 AM   #1987
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Abecedarian

a highly alcoholic, anise-flavoured liquor that lowers the cholesterol level when added to the daily diet. derived from the medicinal plant artemisia absinthium, often referred to as 'the green faerie' because of its chartreuse colouring.
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Old 11-30-2006, 03:19 PM   #1988
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A new drug that will drain an abcess instantly. It is still undergoing medical trials and is expected on the market sometime in 2009
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Old 12-01-2006, 03:25 PM   #1989
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And now, for the scoring.

12" wins the too close for comfort award for her first entry, and the cool, you used the trademark symbol award for her second.

Daverbee gets the hey! award for turning the word into a name.

Marcus Bales gets the drunken grin award for his obviously fake whiskey story.

Zatoichi gets the Monty Python award

Brynn gets the sounds possible award, and first place.

LeahDear gets the sounds unlikely award.
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You go skipping and prancing through life, skipping through a field of dandelions. But what you dont see is that on each dandelion is a bee, and on each bee is an ant, and the ant is biting the bee and the bee is biting the flower, and if that shocks you then Im sorry.
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Old 12-01-2006, 03:29 PM   #1990
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The definition:

abecedarian (ay-bee-see-DAYR-ee-uhn) noun

1. One who is learning the alphabet.

2. One who teaches the alphabet.

3. One who is a beginner in some field.

adjective

1. Alphabetically arranged.

2. Relating to the alphabet.

3. Rudimentary

[From Medieval Latin abecedarium (alphabet or a book of the alphabet),
from the letters a, b, c, and d.]
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Old 12-01-2006, 05:42 PM   #1991
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Well fancy that! thanks Rob (and thanks for using one of my favorite weird words, btw)

the new word is debouch
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Old 12-02-2006, 01:20 PM   #1992
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debouch: The sensation experienced when handling something animate one thought inanimate.
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Old 12-02-2006, 02:34 PM   #1993
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Old 12-02-2006, 02:43 PM   #1994
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Relieving pain, especially from Deborahs.
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Old 12-03-2006, 12:53 PM   #1995
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debouch to vacuum the pubic hair.

After six weeks filming in the jungles of Nicaragua Contessa Stapleton couldn't wait to get back to Hollywood for a long hand massage and a thorough debouching
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