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Old 12-03-2006, 10:28 PM   #1996
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debouch to rid oneself of aesthetic pain

After reading through the poetry contest manuscripts, he couldn't wait to debouch by getting back to his library.
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Old 12-04-2006, 06:45 PM   #1997
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debouch - To drop an armload of doodads, especially soft, fuzzy doodads, like plush microbes, for example.

After Merv had debouched the last armload of plush microbes onto his bed, he proceeded to pick them up one by one and place them on the shelf alphabetically.
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Old 12-04-2006, 07:00 PM   #1998
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debouch also debouche adj.

Descriptive word used for when a person finds themselves semi-dressed or nude in a strange palatial hotel room, empty champagne bottles strewn about the suit, half eaten pate de fois gras on the coffee table, your black tuxedo ripped at the lapel. The sun is shining in warmly through the expensive lace curtains, lighting apon a stack of purple $1,000 casino chips that emulate a small waterfall from the telephone table. You shake your head to clear it, and you notice a red velvet Versache gown, a pair of black 6" stillettoes, a Victoria's Secret thong and diamond earrings all in a line from the door to the bed, to the fireplace, to the window, to the bathroom, back to the bed, to the bidet and back to the bed. Just as your senses can barely take it all in, you can hear a sweet lady's voice singing above the shower in the en suite, and wait...yes it is...she is singing in perfect harmony to that oh so familiar "I'm in the mood for dancing" by the Nolan Sisters.
That feeling you get right then, that, my friend, is debouche......
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Old 12-04-2006, 08:52 PM   #1999
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adj: debouche - to extricate yourself from a situation after being an ass. (See debacle + douchebag)

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Old 12-05-2006, 10:41 AM   #2000
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debouche

The act of forcibly closing an annoying person's mouth using only a feminine hygiene product.
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Old 12-07-2006, 05:57 PM   #2001
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de·bouch (d-bouch, -bsh) v. de·bouched, de·bouch·ing, de·bouch·es
v. intr.
To march from a narrow or confined area into the open.
To emerge; issue: “His companions still lay in the bed of the ravine, through which the smaller stream debouched” (James Fenimore Cooper).
v. tr.
To cause to emerge or issue.
[French déboucher : dé-, out of (from Old French des-. See de-) + bouche, mouth (from Latin bucca, cheek, mouth).]


Worthy entries all, but judging must commence...

The "Nice Effort, Thank you For Playing!" Award to Marcus Bales for
debouch - to remove a piece of small glass from a larger piece of leaded glass.


The "Hardy Harharhar!" award goes to Coffee for
debouch:
Relieving pain, especially from Deborahs.




"$100 Gift Certificate to "The African Queen ~ A Very Fancy Spa!" goes to Hyakujo's Fox for
debouch to vacuum the pubic hair.
After six weeks filming in the jungles of Nicaragua Contessa Stapleton couldn't wait to get back to Hollywood for a long hand massage and a thorough debouching




Marcus picked up another award - The Silver-plated "I Know Just What You Mean" Statuette and an online gift subscription to "Poem for the Day" for
debouch to rid oneself of aesthetic pain
After reading through the poetry contest manuscripts, he couldn't wait to debouch by getting back to his library.




The "If They Didn't Do That on "Roseanne" Already, They Should Have" Award goes to Mr. Sweetie-pie Daverbee for
debouche
The act of forcibly closing an annoying person's mouth using only a feminine hygiene product.




dinzdalewent all out for the ultimate fantasy definition with
debouch also debouche adj.
Descriptive word used for when a person finds themselves semi-dressed or nude in a strange palatial hotel room, empty champagne bottles strewn about the suit, half eaten pate de fois gras on the coffee table, your black tuxedo ripped at the lapel. The sun is shining in warmly through the expensive lace curtains, lighting apon a stack of purple $1,000 casino chips that emulate a small waterfall from the telephone table. You shake your head to clear it, and you notice a red velvet Versache gown, a pair of black 6" stillettoes, a Victoria's Secret thong and diamond earrings all in a line from the door to the bed, to the fireplace, to the window, to the bathroom, back to the bed, to the bidet and back to the bed. Just as your senses can barely take it all in, you can hear a sweet lady's voice singing above the shower in the en suite, and wait...yes it is...she is singing in perfect harmony to that oh so familiar "I'm in the mood for dancing" by the Nolan Sisters.
That feeling you get right then, that, my friend, is debouche......

He wins the "Poof, Your Wish Is Granted!" Award and a box of condoms.



rapscalious rob wins the "I Definitely Want The Drugs You're On" and extra miscellaneous bonus points in future rounds for his enchanting entry:
debouch - To drop an armload of doodads, especially soft, fuzzy doodads, like plush microbes, for example.

After Merv had debouched the last armload of plush microbes onto his bed, he proceeded to pick them up one by one and place them on the shelf alphabetically.




Nycwriters wins Coveted Second Place for this clever definition:
adj: debouche - to extricate yourself from a situation after being an ass. (See debacle + douchebag)



That means that Trisherina wins First Place with an entry that has stayed with me all week:

debouch: The sensation experienced when handling something animate one thought inanimate.

Congratulations!
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Old 12-07-2006, 06:24 PM   #2002
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Pick up things you don't quite see from the floor, too, do you, Brynn?

The next word: bevatron.
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Old 12-07-2006, 06:42 PM   #2003
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I didn't want to risk winning, but I was gonna say:

debouch -- blowjob. from the french de (of the) + bouche (mouth).
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Old 12-08-2006, 12:32 AM   #2004
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Bevatron (n.) - A group of automated strangely animal-like robotic sex toys for those particular fetishists (re: upgrade from the blowup doll). (See Bevy+tronic, or Dinzdale)
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Old 12-08-2006, 04:12 AM   #2005
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Bevatron:

A low budget atom smasher, well, more of an atom bumper car ride. Having a semi circular track aproximatly the diameter of a large salad bowl and powered by stacks of what might well be recycled refrigerator magnets, and thus far too short and underpowered to generate enough speed to actually smash atoms and do actual physics experiments, the bevatron is however safely used in community college physics departments to study the effect of the collision of atoms to see if they get irate when rear ended.
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Old 12-08-2006, 10:29 AM   #2006
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Bevatron

Upon her retirement from singing, Beverly Sills was astounded to find that many opera companies around the world were still clamoring for her to appear on their stages.
So, she commissioned a group of scientists to build an exact duplicate of herself in the form of a singing robot.
After many trials and errors (The Bevatron I had a tendency to explode while doing the Queen of the Night aria from Mozart's The Magic Flute, sending shards of hot metal flying into the audience), the Bevatron EX made it's debut with the Johannesburg Opera Company's rendition of Puccini's Tosca.
Unfortunately, the second violin section of the orchestra didn't seem to be up to the challenge. Having included some modifications to the Bevatron EX in anticipation of such a thing, they were soon vaporized by the Bevatron EX's lasers. A recorded track in the Bevatron EX's voice system of the second violin section successfully finished out the performance.
Opera companies around the world were put on notice that the Bevatron EX came with all parts for all operas Ms. Sills had performed in her career. Voice, chorus, and orchestral. They took note and all performances since have been flawless.

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Old 12-08-2006, 07:23 PM   #2007
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Bevatron n.

A ficticious device found for sale in magazines offering X-ray specs to see through women's clothing, the Bevatron claims to detect the smell of a woman in heat, so that pimply nobodies that live at home and masturbate to the bra section of the Sear's catalogue can somehow home in and "score" with a hot girl at a party. A complete waste of $6.49 I can tell you.
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Old 12-08-2006, 07:47 PM   #2008
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Bevatron -- The replacement for Beverly in the original 1970s "Stepford Wives".


"That Bevatron sure has a great debouch function!"
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Old 12-10-2006, 12:57 AM   #2009
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Bevatron a person who is born in Beverly on the 4th of July, has a career in the US Navy and who dies on December 7th.
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Old 12-10-2006, 01:16 AM   #2010
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Judging tomorrow, with luck!!
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