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Old 12-28-2006, 10:43 PM   #2041
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alfet chef's term for food that must not be overcooked, and eaten outside.
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Old 12-29-2006, 10:34 AM   #2042
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"Elfin" with a speech impediment.
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Old 12-29-2006, 03:47 PM   #2043
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alfet n.

The correct term for a small queef dropped during a curtsey.
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Old 12-30-2006, 10:55 PM   #2044
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Alfet n. (awl'feht)

the Old English term for a mandatory celebration, usually involving copious amounts of victuals. Early alfets left entire Viking villages in drunken stupors.
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Old 01-03-2007, 12:46 PM   #2045
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alfet n.

The correct term for a small queef dropped during a curtsey.
is a queef a fart?
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Old 01-03-2007, 12:52 PM   #2046
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Kinda sorta...
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Old 01-03-2007, 12:53 PM   #2047
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It's a fart-like event which can only emanate from girlz.
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Old 01-03-2007, 07:59 PM   #2048
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I'm so relieved that the men have a name for this!
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Old 01-04-2007, 03:40 AM   #2049
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alfet

The idea that something might be just a little bit wrong.
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Old 01-04-2007, 08:37 AM   #2050
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It's a fart-like event which can only emanate from girlz.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... That's so fvckin funny! Never heard that one before
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Old 01-04-2007, 11:14 AM   #2051
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The Ow! Ow! Ow! Not So Boring Reality Award goes to Dictionary.com (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/alfet) for

Alfet \Al"fet\, n. [LL. alfetum, fr. AS. [=a]lf[ae]t a pot to boil in; [=a]l burning + f[ae]t vat.] A caldron of boiling water into which an accused person plunged his forearm as a test of innocence or guilt.

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alfet: The one who knows what it's all about. And makes Grand Marnier crepes afterwards.

So where's the example that indicates the judge is an alfet? Hmm? HMM?

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alfet n. an abbreviated alphabet - specifically, one that skips the letters between "f" and "y".

This might have won, except the feathered elephant's green scream slept roughly and didn't sparrow well the next decade.

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alfet -n. A woodworking term, as everyone who watched Norm on "This Old House" should remember, an alfet is the chiselled groove into which a dado fits.

The alfet comes out of the hole, goes around the tree, and back down the hole?

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alfet (n) a hairy little girl with a paranormal knack.

The judges thought that this was just too much information.

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alfet - chef's term for food that must not be overcooked, and eaten outside.

Excuse me, but "fet" means "to throw up outside".

The JRR Tolkien Award goes to daverbee for

alfet - "Elfin" with a speech impediment.

Legolath thayth thcrew off, athhole.

The Coveted Second Place Award and The Bill Clinton Award goes to dinzdale for

alfet n. The correct term for a small queef dropped during a curtsey.

The judges thought a queef was a joint.

The Winner Award and The Party Girl Award goes to Tunesmith for

Alfet n. (awl'feht) the Old English term for a mandatory celebration, usually involving copious amounts of victuals. Early alfets left entire Viking villages in drunken stupors.

During which the Old English would quietly take advantage of the Viking maidens.

Welcome to the game, and take it away, Tunesmith!
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Old 01-06-2007, 05:52 PM   #2052
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Thanks, Marcus! Only one problem; I'm...erhm...not of the feminine persuasion, so "Party Girl" might not apply.

But anyway, on with the game! The next word is: scissel.
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Old 01-08-2007, 05:37 AM   #2053
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scissel - vulg. sl.

yiddish term for "beautiful girl"
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Old 01-08-2007, 08:12 AM   #2054
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scissel - a party girl not of the female persuasion.
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Old 01-08-2007, 11:22 AM   #2055
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scissel: Bavarian endearment for "sharp-tongued mother-in-law."
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