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Old 05-15-2003, 06:26 PM   #1
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Old 11-12-2007, 12:55 AM   #2
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You know, I'm really just trying to push all the porn threads to another page so I don't have to look at them paving over our fiction project paradise here. They depress me a little.

I invite you to do the same, and if we all randomly resurrect some old neglected but worthwhile threads every day, maybe we can tidy this place up a little with relatively no effort

This particular thread does not seem to be serving much purpose otherwise.
Let's put on a play!
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Old 11-12-2007, 01:15 AM   #3
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Brynn: Good idea Brynn! I've got a barn and a golden paper mache' dragon's head left over from a "Multnomah Days" parade float! Can we use that?

Brynn (to herself): You bet we can, Brynn! That's not your real name, is it?

Brynn: Why do you ask? Hey, who's that eavesdropping behind the couch!

Ron Price: It's me! Surprise! Can I be in the play? Can I?

Brynn: Um, well, we haven't figured out all the details yet, Ron.

Ron: Who's "we" ? Is there someone else in here?

Brynn
: Actually, yes. We're all hiding and playing a really fun game so why don't you go hide too?

Ron: Okay!!!! (he starts to run off towards the barn)

Brynn
: Olly olly oxen free! OLLY OLLY OXEN FRREEEEEE!

Ron: (turning back, out of breath) Hey wait a minute, you just told me to go hide...

Brynn: Not you, Ron. I meant everyone else. We're all going to go look for you as soon as you hide, so HURRY! While you're gone, we'll talk about the play, okay?????

Craig Johnston
: Hey brynn! I heard your idea about doing a play in the barn! I've got some rope and I can do stunts!

Brynn: Oh yes, that will be brilliant! But please, I really prefer it if you would always capitalize my name, okay? I'm going to be the star of the play. Let's find Brightpearl. I'll bet she has a costume with sequins.

Craig Johnston: Why?

Brynn: Because she does, I just know it.

Craig Johnston
: No, why always capitalize your name? I'm not sure if I can always do that. that's not your real name is it?

Brynn: there you go again. you missed another capital and now I'm doing it.


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Old 11-12-2007, 01:34 AM   #4
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Brightpearl: (running up excitedly) Hey, did you just see that? As soon as you got all the porn grouped at the bottom of the page, then another one popped up and ruined the effect!

Brynn: (sadly) I know. I know. I feel like crying. I can't do it by myself!

Brightpearl: Here, do some yoga for a minute.

Brynn: Okay. (does the sun salutation, the only yoga she knows) Good. Now, what's the play going to be about?

Xfox: Hi everybody! You'll never guess what just happened.

Brynn, CJ and Brightpearl: What?
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Old 11-12-2007, 01:47 AM   #5
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XFox: My relative, HFox, just posted something in "two words." We are not alone.

All: No way!

XFox: Way!

Brynn: I had no idea the two of you were related.
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Old 11-12-2007, 01:58 AM   #6
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Zero: (saunters over in a horse costume): What's up?

Brynn: We did it! All the spam threads have been pushed to the next page except for one. Now we can put on a play. You can be the horse!

Zero: I can't be ars--

Brynn: I know but you have no choice. You're in it already. All we have to do is wait for the rest of the cast. Has T.I.P. left Paris yet? I've been busy and need to catch up on everything.

Brightpearl: We need sponsors. Let's do product placement for Auntie's soap because it's getting close to the holidays.

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Last edited by Brynn : 11-12-2007 at 02:23 AM. Reason: but you see, he CAN be arsed because it's my play and I'm the star and he's asleep, probably, and dreaming.
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Old 11-12-2007, 02:10 AM   #7
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Brynn: She's not saying anything. She thinks I'm an idiot for doing this. Or drunk or something.

Auntie:
I do not. I think you're a genius for getting that last porn thread off the first page.

Brynn: (flattered) Thank you Auntie. Not to be falsely modest, but there is one more that would take too much trouble and I'd be pushing a lot of fun threads off the page if I did this anymore.

Auntie: The important thing is that you tried. Here, have a free bar of my soap.

Brynn: Why thank you!!! I'll put it in the play!

Trisherina and Tunesmith: What the hell is going on here?

Brynn:I'm being silly. Where have you been?
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Old 11-12-2007, 02:15 AM   #8
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Brynn: She's not saying anything. She thinks I'm an idiot for doing this. Or drunk or something.

Auntie:
I do not. I think you're a genius for getting that last porn thread off the first page.

Brynn: (flattered) Thank you Auntie. Not to be falsely modest, but there is one more that would take too much trouble and I'd be pushing a lot of fun threads off the page if I did this anymore.

Auntie: The important thing is that you tried. Here, have a free bar of my soap.

Brynn: Why thank you!!! I'll put it in the play!

Trisherina and Tunesmith: What the hell is going on here?

Brynn:I'm being silly. Where have you been?

Tunesmith: We were watching Robot Chicken. There was this one part, it was so funny...

trisherina: Chicken! I'm hungry. Is there anything to eat?
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Old 11-12-2007, 02:16 AM   #9
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Odbe enters, resplendent in a glittering white dress left over from her beauty pageant days, carrying a huge basket of fresh hot buttered cornbread.

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Old 11-12-2007, 02:17 AM   #10
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Old 11-12-2007, 02:18 AM   #11
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Odbe: Yes, it's true, everyone. I love it. I do so love cornbread. It's my mother's recipe. I saved it from the shipwreck.
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Old 11-12-2007, 02:24 AM   #14
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Xfox: Has it occurred to you people to try johnnycake?
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Auntie: Let's melt down some of my soap to use as a topping.
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