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Old 06-25-2006, 11:05 PM   #2176
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In Hollywood a girl's virtue is much less important than her hairdo. You're judged by how you look, not by what you are. Hollywood's a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss, and fifty cents for your soul. I know, because I turned do.

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Old 06-26-2006, 06:35 AM   #2177
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you don't have a soul. you are a soul. you have a body.

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Old 06-26-2006, 08:19 AM   #2178
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our souls are born old but grow young. that is the comedy of life.

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Old 07-07-2006, 06:37 AM   #2179
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Old 07-10-2006, 10:48 AM   #2180
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where there is much light, the shadows are deepest.

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Old 07-10-2006, 02:00 PM   #2181
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HANK: Can you turn the lights a little brighter?
JOHN REDCORN: No, that's as bright as they go.
HANK: Can you turn the music off?
JOHN REDCORN: No. It's wired to the lights.
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Old 07-13-2006, 09:01 AM   #2182
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DALE: YOU. Quit screwing around with my mower.
JOHN REDCORN: Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
DALE: Oh, it's just you, John Redcorn. Now get in there and heal my wife.
JOHN REDCORN: He's taking all the fun out of this...
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Old 07-14-2006, 05:03 AM   #2183
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a perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken.

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Old 07-14-2006, 05:18 AM   #2184
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Interrogator In the first line of your sonnet which reads 'Shall I compare thee to a summer's day', would not 'a spring day' do as well or better?

Computer It wouldn't scan.

Interrogator How about 'a winter's day'? That would scan all right.

Computer Yes, but nobody wants to be compared to a winter's day.

Interrogator Would you say Mr. Pickwick reminded you of Christmas?

Computer In a way.

Interrogator Yet Christmas is a winter's day, and I do not think Mr Pickwick would mind the comparison

Computer I don't think you're serious. By a winter's day one means a typical winter's day, rather than a special one like Christmas.
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Old 07-14-2006, 05:41 AM   #2185
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but i was thinking of a plan to dye one's whiskers green.

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Old 07-14-2006, 06:06 AM   #2186
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you put the second skin over the blister than use a couple band aids to keep it in place and you won't even know it's there anymore, skin problem normally occur in the toe so please keep concentrate on it.

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Old 07-14-2006, 07:15 AM   #2187
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the pobble who has no toes
had once as many as we
when they said 'some day you may lose them all'
he replied 'fish fiddle de-dee!'

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Old 07-14-2006, 08:11 AM   #2188
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speak in french when you can't think of english for a thing, turn out your toes when you walk and remember who you are!

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Old 07-22-2006, 09:57 PM   #2189
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Tu es si...si...je ne sais pas...la plume de ma tant. Oui, oui, la plume de ma tant.
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