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Old 11-02-2006, 05:18 PM   #2371
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1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.
2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand.
3. Your foot will change direction.

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Old 11-02-2006, 05:20 PM   #2372
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If you hold it up to a mirror and tilt your head..........
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Old 11-02-2006, 07:14 PM   #2373
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Old 11-03-2006, 01:54 PM   #2374
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Old, but, still really good................



A farmer in Pennsylvania had five female pigs. Times were hard, so he decided to take them to the county fair and sell them. At the fair, he met another farmer who owned five male pigs. After talking a bit, decided to mate the pigs and split everything 50/50.

The farmers lived sixty miles apart. So they agreed to drive thirty miles each, and find a field in which to let the pigs mate.

The first morning, the farmer with the female pigs got up at 5AM, loaded the pigs into the family station wagon, which was the only vehicle he had, and drove the thirty miles. While the pigs were mating, he asked the other farmer, "How will I know if they are pregnant?" The other farmer replied, "If they're in the grass in the morning, they're pregnant, if they're in the mud, they're not."

The next morning the pigs were rolling in the mud. So he hosed them off, loaded them into the family station wagon again and proceeded to try again. This continued each morning for more than a week.

One morning the farmer was so tired, he couldn't get out of bed. He called to his wife, "Honey, please look outside and tell me whether the pigs are in the mud or in the grass." "Neither," yelled his wife, "they're in the station wagon and one of them is honking the horn..."
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Old 11-03-2006, 02:43 PM   #2375
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this one is soooooooo me

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Old 11-03-2006, 03:44 PM   #2376
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the pig joke was great!!
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Old 11-03-2006, 09:41 PM   #2377
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Old 11-04-2006, 11:38 AM   #2378
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Old 11-04-2006, 05:21 PM   #2379
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Old 11-04-2006, 09:23 PM   #2380
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Old 11-04-2006, 10:59 PM   #2381
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Really cute but give the kid a chance to breathe!!!!
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Old 11-05-2006, 11:00 AM   #2382
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yeah but my favorite part is that you can see him trying to do a fake laugh thing in between to keep the ball rolling...
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Old 11-05-2006, 06:29 PM   #2383
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Old 11-06-2006, 02:42 AM   #2384
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Origin of a common saying

Have you ever wondered where the phrase "You gotta be shittin' me" came from? Well, it just so happens to have originated through the Father of our Country.

Way back, George Washington was crossing the Delaware River with his troops. There were 33 in Washington's boat. It was extremely dark and storming furiously, and the water was tossing them about.

Finally, Washington grabbed Corporal Peters and stationed him at the front of the boat with a lantern. He ordered him to keep swinging it so they could see where they were heading.

Corporal Peters, through the driving rain and cold, continued swinging the lantern back and forth, back and forth. Then a big gust of wind and wave hit and threw Corporal Peters and his lantern into the Delaware.

Washington and his troops searched for nearly an hour trying to find Corporal Peters, but to no avail. All of them felt terrible, for the corporal had been one of their favorites.

Sometime later, Washington and his troops landed on the other side, wet and totally exhausted. He rallied the troops and told them they must go on.

Another hour later, one of his men said, "General, I see lights ahead!"

They trudged towards the lights and came upon a huge house. What they didn't know was that this was a house of ill repute hidden in the forest to serve all who came.

General Washington pounded on the door, his men crowding around him.

The door swung open, and much to his surprise stood a beautiful woman. A huge smile came across her face to see so many men standing there.

Washington was the first to speak, "Madam, I'm General George Washington and these are my men. We're tired, wet, exhausted, and desperately need warmth and comfort."

Again, the Madam looked at all the men standing there, and with a broad smile on her face, said, "Well, General, you have come to the right place. We can surely give you warmth and comfort. How many men do you have?"

Washington replied, "Well, madam, there are 32 of us without Peters."

And the Madam said, "You gotta be shittin me!"

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Old 11-06-2006, 02:48 AM   #2385
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And I say, sir, *Bull Shit!!!*
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