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Old 03-28-2008, 01:12 AM   #556
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please don't drink that straight from the - ugh
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1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.
2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand.
3. Your foot will change direction.
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Old 04-01-2008, 06:11 PM   #557
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"Hello?..Yes, Dr. Harris...Red splotches?...Highly contagious?!...Let me call you back when I get off this crowded subway train!..."
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Old 04-12-2008, 11:09 AM   #558
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Sure, there's a little element of mystery to it, but we like who we like.
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Old 04-12-2008, 08:53 PM   #559
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I feel a little bad about correcting your verb tense but YOU WORK IN A FCKNG LIBRARY not at an on the border honky tonk.
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Old 04-18-2008, 03:48 PM   #560
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Stewardess, before the plane takes off please be a dear and bring me a few more airsickness bags.
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Old 04-20-2008, 01:07 PM   #561
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Honey.
Honey honey honey.
You are perfectly beautiful, and there are literally thousands of flattering outfits you could find anywhere.

Why oh why have you chosen to wear something that makes you look like a ruptured can of biscuits?

Senseless.
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Old 04-24-2008, 11:05 AM   #562
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Does the Pope dress down on casual Fridays?
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Old 05-05-2008, 02:38 PM   #563
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sitting on the train, feeling cold water around my calves, up my shins and around my ankles. the distinct movement of waves and a blast of cold air caressing the water at my feet, retrieving sea air and tossing it up against the ceiling, just for a moment, and disappearing again. so much cold ness.
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Old 06-04-2008, 10:05 AM   #564
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Metaphorically, this is a wretched, rutted mule-track running through thick forests with occasional clearings in which lay the small Kentish villages, where rude shock-headed peasants with smocks and galligaskins stared with bold, greedy eyes at the travellers.
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Old 06-11-2008, 11:56 AM   #565
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Just thinking....I shudder to think what future body "art" might follow the craze of prominent, tasteless tattoos and extreme body piercings. Perhaps body hair will make a big comeback and people will pay good money for transplants to make themselves resemble werewolves and mammoths.
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Old 07-27-2008, 08:11 PM   #566
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Old 07-27-2008, 10:51 PM   #567
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I'm hungry!
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Old 08-01-2008, 07:06 PM   #568
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I am the gargoyle on the roof
A good location to spy
High above the world
My adrenaline flows
THC passes through me like Vitamin C
And I observe.
That man abuses his better half
She looks at other men
Don't ever say that to a child,
do you know what you did?
She has a large vocabulary
He loves her
She doesn't know he exists
Dressed like a geek,
those glasses shine of chivalry
Too fat to walk
Jeez this fat man can run
Age took life from his blue eyes
So far away, a silent motion picture.
Too close for comfort, what teens do behind walls
Moans, smells, curses, schemes.
The private thoughts of a spy,
Who spies on me?
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Old 08-01-2008, 07:25 PM   #569
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I can't believe you didn't see that before now!

wow. wow. wow.

now if I can just get rid of this feeling of dread that arises in my stomach every time I think of you...there's Pavlovian conditioning for you...
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Old 08-01-2008, 08:49 PM   #570
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Yes, thank you for pointing out the thing I am the most self-conscious about and have been trying desperately to remedy for months now. If you could stop trying to help me it would be great.
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