12-17-2006, 09:41 PM
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Procrastination Olympiad
Join Date: Aug 2006
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If you didn't eat my sandwich, then where is it?!
Something between strawberry shortcake, and hexane. |
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12-19-2006, 07:21 PM
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dalai clique
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: tea leaf towers - home of fine musical entertainment
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what's for christmas dinner this year?
it's all in the wrist action
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12-28-2006, 11:05 AM
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left hanging
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: between the click of the light and the start of the dream
Posts: 10,071
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What's the secret to effective door knocking?
It took me three hours to get the spoon back. |
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12-28-2006, 01:12 PM
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Spone to Proonerisms
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: The Left Coast
Posts: 4,531
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Were you inconvenienced that time you let Big Bird try your cocaine?
The snowmen polish at night in St. Petersburg.
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12-28-2006, 02:09 PM
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Cheeses Save
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Floating
Posts: 9,204
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What was the Allied secret recognition code on the Volkhov Front on 12/25/1941?
I wouldn't believe it. |
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12-28-2006, 07:24 PM
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hope dope
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: down to earth
Posts: 1,908
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What if I said I was sitting outside your window, watching you type, with a tranquiliser dart gun trained on your neck?
Anything for a bucket of ants. |
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12-28-2006, 07:52 PM
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left hanging
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: between the click of the light and the start of the dream
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What would an armadillo hooker do?
A rake, fifty dollars and a Welsh-English dictionary. |
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12-31-2006, 04:33 AM
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constantly amazed
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: in the labyrinth of shared happiness
Posts: 6,206
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What's your secret to "hot monogamy"?
It all looks so different from the eighty-ninth floor.
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1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. 3. Your foot will change direction. |
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12-31-2006, 04:45 AM
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meretricious dilettante
Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 11,068
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Why did you just drop that squid?
A mug of something hot with lemon. |
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01-02-2007, 12:03 AM
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Spone to Proonerisms
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: The Left Coast
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what did the Pinellas County sergeant get when he asked the vice squad so send him over a report on the night's takings?
his lost childhood smeared over a pomegranite
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01-02-2007, 07:47 AM
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dalai clique
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: tea leaf towers - home of fine musical entertainment
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what are you going to call the first part of your autobiography?
it works on many levels
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01-04-2007, 04:44 AM
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girthy pickles
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: under your desk
Posts: 9,313
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what do you hope about an elevator in a very tall building?
making meatballs at 2 in the morning.
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"We like your board's features...but don't care about it's people" |
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01-04-2007, 04:47 AM
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Spone to Proonerisms
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: The Left Coast
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how did the incomniac carnivore spend her evenings?
a very large grey squirrel. very large.
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01-04-2007, 04:49 AM
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girthy pickles
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: under your desk
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Who was responsible for getting your cat pregnant?
2 Live Crew.
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01-04-2007, 08:51 AM
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dalai clique
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: tea leaf towers - home of fine musical entertainment
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what was found in the wreckage?
be excellent to everyone, and party on dude!
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