01-05-2007, 04:35 PM
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Spone to Proonerisms
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What's a random line from a movie that will leave most people stymied for a question to which it would be an answer?
No really, let me.... I insist
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01-05-2007, 05:06 PM
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girthy pickles
Join Date: Feb 2003
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Who wants the last piece of Chocolate Volcano Cake?
Gwen Stefani.
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01-05-2007, 06:22 PM
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dalai clique
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can you sum up all the evils of this world in just two words?
tuba stymied me
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01-06-2007, 09:53 AM
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left hanging
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: between the click of the light and the start of the dream
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What finally ended your attempt to build a classical orchestra completely out of matchsticks?
Truth and Buns. |
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01-06-2007, 11:38 AM
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dalai clique
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what do you look for in a prospective wife?
not with a bang, but a whimper
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01-06-2007, 01:36 PM
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meretricious dilettante
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How did your Yorkie go when you sprinkled gunpowder in her food?
A big kiss and a hug. |
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01-08-2007, 02:50 PM
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Procrastination Olympiad
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What could possibly worsen being stuck in an elevator with an incontinent Bill O'Reilly?
Yes, but one would then have to ban Silly String, and most Las-Vegas entertainment. |
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01-09-2007, 09:25 AM
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dalai clique
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should the government be run on amish principles?
a horse's head in his bed.
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01-11-2007, 03:07 PM
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Spone to Proonerisms
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where did the 14-wide trail of ants lead?
A dude playing classical guitar in my coffeeshop, Mediocrely.
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01-11-2007, 03:18 PM
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Cheeses Save
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Why were you drinking coffee outside on a cold park bench this morning Funky?
Throw 20,000 lives and 5 billion dollars at it. |
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01-12-2007, 09:39 AM
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left hanging
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But what do the guys whose advice helped created this mess in the first place recommend?
They all come back eventually. |
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01-12-2007, 10:56 AM
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dalai clique
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have you lost your marbles?
doin it in the park, doin it after dark, oh yeah.
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01-12-2007, 10:58 AM
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Registered User
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Location: Monkey Town
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When is the best time to play with glowsticks?
just to watch the colours. |
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01-12-2007, 11:01 AM
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dalai clique
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why did you spend three hours waiting at the traffic lights?
i got a string attached to my thing, when you pull my string i can't do my thing like i oughta.
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01-12-2007, 11:16 AM
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Registered User
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Woody, why won't you work???
Because Bill Clinton said if I didn't, The closet would be my new friend. |
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