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Old 08-03-2005, 05:02 AM   #1876
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oh hell yeah!
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Old 08-03-2005, 05:11 PM   #1877
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Old 08-04-2005, 03:33 AM   #1878
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thumbs up to that!
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Old 08-04-2005, 07:11 AM   #1879
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I'm flashing back to fifth grade. The most popular girl in the most popular clique won't tell me what popular points are or how to get them. I despair, and when I get home I turn on a rerun of Gilligan's Island with my little sister and we argue over who gets to be Ginger and who gets to be Mary Ann. We finally agree that I will be Mary Ann but I call dibs on Batgirl, who trumps Ginger any day.

Susan Jane Gilmore in Hypocrite In A Poufy White Dress writes about the exact same thing - only in her household, whoever touched the screen first got to be that character.

"For me, however, one character was the apotheosis of all that I admired and ever hoped to be.

By day, Barbara Gordon was the brainy, Jackie-Kennedy-esque daughter of Gotham's police commissioner. and yet, with one flick of a switch, her vanity table rotated around and she was transformed into Batgirl, as pornographic a crime frighter as could be seen on prime time, with stiletto heels, a peek-a-boo black mask, and sparkly latex bodysuit that made her look as if she'd been dipped in liquid rubber.

For Batgirl's big 'fight move," Batman and Robin would lift her off the ground like two chorus boys and Wham! Bap! Batgirl would kittenishly swing her pointed, dominatrix boots right into the jaw of an oncoming henchman. Unlike the ditzy molls cowering in the corner, Batgirl leapt into the fray and held her own. And once the battle was over, and the Riddler and his sidekicks were left drowning in their own vat of pancake batter or whatever, Batgirl whirled around and vanished, leaving Batman and Robin awestruck in her wake:

"Batman, who do you think she really is?"
"We'll never know, Robin. I believe we'll never know."

They'd never see her, but we - the audience - would, riding her electric purple Batcycle into the sunset with the wind in her hair while a groovy, Muzaky chorus sang : Batgirrrrrrrl, Batgirl! Yeah, whose baby are you?
Pretending to be her made me almost dizzy with yearning."


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Old 08-04-2005, 01:06 PM   #1880
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Old 08-04-2005, 10:20 PM   #1881
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Old 08-05-2005, 06:27 AM   #1882
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make sure to get the right colour:


or pattern:


definitely should find the right size:


have someone help you, if necessary:


but whatever you get, make sure your underwear makes you happy:


and puts a smile on your - well, at least on your face, if nowhere else.
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Old 08-13-2005, 11:32 AM   #1883
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Looks like it finally bit the dust.
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Old 08-14-2005, 11:37 PM   #1884
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Yes, that very well could have done it - if it had.
I want to practice not hotlinking images here.
[IMG][IMG] [/IMG] [/IMG][IMG] [/IMG]


I don't know if that worked. I don't think so.

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Old 08-14-2005, 11:41 PM   #1885
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Old 08-15-2005, 12:48 AM   #1886
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Kill a thread? Let me try!

I think you all have very good points! And you're all right in your own ways. Isn't it great that we can all express our opinion and still be freinds? This is a great forum.


Assuming you're still awake, just try to respond to that.
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Old 08-15-2005, 07:06 PM   #1887
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Old 08-25-2005, 01:30 PM   #1888
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don't worry, poor thread, Daddy's here.
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Old 08-25-2005, 01:38 PM   #1889
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ha, i like to see daddy stand up and pee
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Old 08-25-2005, 01:57 PM   #1890
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not really an issue anymore.
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