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Old 08-04-2005, 03:38 AM   #1
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I caught a gopher today

I didn't kill him, he was so cute. Against friends recomendations of course...but they are all into gardening and stuff. I tend to kill anything I try to grow in the garden anyway..so it didn't make any sense to me..but I guess they are terrible pests...did I mention how cute the damn thing was?

anyways...I took him down to the canyon..he will be happy there...was a little'un...seemed to take to the new environment.

I miss him now..I named him murray ever since he showed up last night.

I miss murray!

So I caught my first gopher.

What did you catch today?
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Old 08-04-2005, 03:51 AM   #2
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I tried to catch a rabbit in my backyard. We put up this fence stuff so that bunnies and such can't eat our flowers and grass. I guess one bunny got stuck on our property. I tried to catch it and make it my new pet.. but it dug a hole and ran away.
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Old 08-04-2005, 04:03 AM   #3
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He looked like this..and I call him He because I can't prove otherwise..and because I named him Murray..




but he really looked like this...



he was super friendly and clean..we thought he might have been somebody's pet until we figured out that he was a gopher!
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Old 08-04-2005, 04:08 AM   #4
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Sandy: Carl I want you to kill all the gophers on the golf course.
Carl Spackler: Correct me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers they'll lock me up and throw away the key.
Sandy: Not golfers, you great fool! Gophers, rodents!
Carl Spackler: We can do that. We don't even need a reason.

I caught a Californian endocrinologist (it was easy, he was sleeping) and held him at the point of my sword until I made him give me back my friend, you sonnavabitch.
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Old 08-05-2005, 06:28 AM   #5
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i caught a beaver, but i let her go after playing with her for awhile.
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Old 08-05-2005, 12:18 PM   #6
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I caught a parent talking on her cellphone in the middle of class. I motioned to my students to eavesdrop along with me- easiest minute of teaching ever.
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Old 08-05-2005, 08:20 PM   #7
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Zen,

You should have put him in my backyard it is apparently it is a retreat for gophers. They all love my backyard. I have adopted them all as my pets because they WON'tT LEAVE!
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Old 08-05-2005, 11:15 PM   #8
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haha....it very well could have been your backyard!
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Old 08-06-2005, 12:54 AM   #9
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I work in the country literally: cornfields and cows. Wildlife is everywhere. We have a rather large hedgehog I call Fuzzy, but I can't catch it. It's too shy. It eats grass but when it sees me it heads for cover.
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Old 08-06-2005, 01:40 AM   #10
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I caught a buzz. Should sleep well tonight.
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Old 08-06-2005, 04:05 AM   #11
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I caught some luck and didn't have to sleep over at the home last night.
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Old 08-06-2005, 06:23 PM   #12
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catch the hedgehog!!!!
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Old 08-06-2005, 09:04 PM   #13
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I caught some bad luck and had to sleep over last night.
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Old 08-06-2005, 09:25 PM   #14
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Quote:
Originally Posted by xfox
I work in the country literally: cornfields and cows. Wildlife is everywhere. We have a rather large hedgehog I call Fuzzy, but I can't catch it. It's too shy. It eats grass but when it sees me it heads for cover.
We used to have one in our backyard. They call them Woodchucks here. So we named him...Chuck. He became part of the family.

"Chuck was out in the back today, eating some grass"

"Chuck came right up to the house today"

etc.


Then after winter, Chuck emerged from hibernation...w/4 little Chucklings following him...I mean her. lol Her name got changed to Chuckette.


I have a mpeg of a tiny hedgehog trying to copulate with a kitchen sponge, but no idea how to post it.
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Old 08-07-2005, 03:50 AM   #15
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OMG! That's so funny! Chuckette hahahaha
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