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Old 09-11-2007, 05:24 PM   #166
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Old 09-11-2007, 05:58 PM   #167
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Old 09-11-2007, 06:38 PM   #168
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Old 09-11-2007, 11:00 PM   #169
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Old 09-12-2007, 11:45 PM   #170
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Every time the Ferris Wheel stops you at the top, a first kiss is ruined by seismic activity.

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Old 09-14-2007, 05:08 PM   #171
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Old 09-14-2007, 05:28 PM   #172
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Every time the leaves fall, retailers put up the Christmas lights.

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Old 09-14-2007, 06:17 PM   #173
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Everytime a praying mantis catches a spider, and sucks the bodily fluids out of it till is body collapses and withers to the weight of a feather, all the little insects sing for joy.

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Old 09-14-2007, 07:35 PM   #174
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Everytime an elephant flaps its ears in India, a new prime is found and furiously stashed in the folds of malevolence.

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Old 09-26-2007, 02:16 PM   #175
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Every time we finish a haiku, a paper crane dissolves in a downpour.

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Old 09-26-2007, 04:11 PM   #176
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Old 09-26-2007, 06:16 PM   #177
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Old 09-26-2007, 11:34 PM   #178
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Every time I tell someone I have too many pending projects, I remember how many unfinished and finished-but-need-doing-over-sort-of-projects I have

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Old 09-30-2007, 02:54 AM   #179
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Old 09-30-2007, 04:34 AM   #180
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