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Old 10-01-2007, 11:32 PM   #181
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Uh... there's nothing to finish there...

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Old 10-04-2007, 12:00 AM   #182
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Old 10-04-2007, 12:21 AM   #183
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Old 10-04-2007, 01:08 AM   #184
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Every time you forget to rewind the tape, a video store closes it's doors permanently out of frustration from repeatedly having to deal with selfish IDIOTS like you.





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Old 10-06-2007, 05:50 PM   #185
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Every time Frieda goes on vacation, monetmelly, authorntuhKat and the rest of the gang give each other a HIGH FIVE


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Old 10-06-2007, 08:59 PM   #186
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Old 10-07-2007, 12:36 AM   #187
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Old 10-14-2007, 08:01 PM   #188
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Old 10-14-2007, 10:39 PM   #189
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Old 10-15-2007, 06:02 AM   #190
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Old 10-15-2007, 06:05 AM   #191
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Every time you forget to shave, it's going to be one of those nights where you meet up with a nice guy and are able to score, and you're worrying your ass off about not being shaved properly and what he will think of that

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Old 10-15-2007, 06:18 AM   #192
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Old 11-14-2007, 01:50 AM   #193
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Old 11-14-2007, 02:06 AM   #194
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Old 11-14-2007, 03:15 AM   #195
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