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Old 02-26-2008, 04:30 AM   #226
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Every time a new web page is created, it's the same stupid web page.

Every time I forget to drop acid
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Old 03-21-2008, 08:03 PM   #227
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Every time I forget to drop acid on alcaline I suffer a minor breakdown.

Every time someone criticizes me
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Old 03-25-2008, 12:28 PM   #228
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Every time someone criticizes me I respond with a sly, wistful smile and write the person's name on a list that I keep in a small black book in my back pocket.

Every time I take a cold shower....
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Old 03-25-2008, 01:46 PM   #229
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Every time I take a cold shower I regret my unwise decision.

Every time I drink red wine
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Old 03-25-2008, 02:00 PM   #230
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Every time I drink red wine, I get silly and sleepy.

Every time see an animal in a cage
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Old 09-07-2008, 01:57 PM   #231
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Every time see an animal in a cage I sing to them a silly song.

Every time I read a really good book
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Old 09-07-2008, 04:51 PM   #232
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Every time I read a really good book I have at least several "ah-ha" moments.

Every time I take my teavher a flower
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Old 09-07-2008, 06:32 PM   #233
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Every time I take my teavher a flower I curse her for not teavhing me how to spvell.

Every time I go for a swim
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Old 09-07-2008, 07:11 PM   #234
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every time i go for a swim, the dolphins play with me and sing their silly songs


every time i clean the bathroom,
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Old 09-07-2008, 09:38 PM   #235
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Every time I clean the bathroom, I am surprised at how little time it actually takes.

Every time I think of you
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Old 09-08-2008, 01:14 AM   #236
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Every time I think of you, it always turns out good. Every time I've held you, I've thought you understood.

(I thought that would tickle MoJo)

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Old 09-08-2008, 01:08 PM   #237
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When people say that a love like ours could never pass, they don't realize our love is already heading down the toilet.


Every time I try to be serious, compassionate and thoughtful
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Old 09-08-2008, 01:17 PM   #238
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Every time I try to be serious, compassionate and thoughtful, someone with a strange piercing makes a latte.

Every time a crumpled wad of waxed paper gains sentience,
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