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Old 10-27-2003, 04:05 AM   #1
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Vent...

We all need a vent.. so go ahead and let the overpowering hate flow onto this page.

My co-worker is a farking fart. (if you know what i mean)
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Old 10-27-2003, 06:33 AM   #2
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okay, here goes…
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Old 10-27-2003, 06:49 AM   #3
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[color= FFFF99]LITTLE THINGS I HATE:
1. YOU FREAKS CALLING UP AND ACTING ALL NUTSO WHEN THE DEADLINE ISN’T FOR TWO WEEKS AND THE PROJECT IS REALLY REALLY EASY.

2. YOU JERKOFFS WHO MAKE STUPID JOKES AND EXPECT ME TO LAUGH AT THEM. I’M LAUGHING AT YOU, YOU FART.

3. GODDAMN STUPID TV TALKING HEAD SOLIPSISTIC I’M-RIGHT-YOU’RE-WRONG JACKASSES.

4. THE GARAGE. I HATE THE GARAGE.

5. PEOPLE WHO ARE TOO HIGH STRUNG AND THEN TAKE IT OUT ON ME. GET A FORKING GRIP!

6. THAT ENGINE LIGHT THAT KEEPS COMING ON IN MY CAR. I KNOW THERE’S THAT ONE THING WRONG THAT DOESN’T NEED FIXING, BUT COULD IT BE SOMETHING NEW?

7. GODDAMN, HOW DID THINGS GET SO SCREWED UP? OH, YEAH. THAT. MAYBE I HATE THAT MOST OF ALL…

8. YUP.

9. THAT NAGGING GUILT WHEN I’M DRINKING COFFEE THAT THE COFFEE MIGHT BE FUNDING THUGS IN THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES WHO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF COFFEE BEAN FARMERS.

10. STUPID THUGS. THEY’RE UBIQUITOUS.

11. STUPIDS. STEWPID STUPIDS. ARRRRGH.

12. DAMMIT DAD, STOP PUSHING YOURSELF SO GODDAMN HARD. YOU ALMOST DIED AT LEAST THREE TIMES THIS YEAR I DON’T WANT TO HAVE TO GO TO YOUR FUNERAL. DAMMIT. GET A FARKING GRIP. REAL JOBS AREN’T THAT BAD- MANY MILLIONS OF PEOPLE HAVE REAL JOBS THAT THEY GO TO EVERY DAY.

13. DAMN CREDITORS. I’LL PAY YOU WHEN THE MONEY COMES IN. CALM DOWN. NO, I HAVE NO DESIRE TO HAVE VINNY PAY ME A VISIT.

14. HATE. I HATE HATE. HATE IT. SO MUCH HATE…

15. STEWPID WANKER JERKS YOU MAKE THE TEXT OF THEIR POSTS THE SAME COLOR AS THE DOCUMENT BACKGROUND SO THAT IT’S “INVISIBLE.” GROW UP! I KNOW HTML ALSO. YOU MORON.
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Old 10-27-2003, 08:09 AM   #4
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maan u sure needed a vent
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Old 10-27-2003, 10:18 AM   #5
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ok, i know it's 30 degrees out but having the heat up to 90 is really pushing it.....what a waste of money......it's litterally going out the window because i have 4 of them open. Sometimes i'd like to hurt my condo assocation.
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Old 10-27-2003, 01:17 PM   #6
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It is super smokey no matter where you go here......
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Old 10-27-2003, 01:41 PM   #7
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9. THAT NAGGING GUILT WHEN I’M DRINKING COFFEE THAT THE COFFEE MIGHT BE FUNDING THUGS IN THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES WHO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF COFFEE BEAN FARMERS.

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Roast your own coffee beans Rob.
You can buy green beans online that originate from small co-op farms...organic even.
It's easy to do...Check out www.sweetmarias.com for a run down of techniques availaBle.
I bean ( ) doing it for 6 months now...was a bit of a learning curve, but I was drinking far better coffee within 1 week than I could buy previously...GUILT FREE.
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Old 10-27-2003, 01:47 PM   #8
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mmmmmmmm Vanilla Nut..............
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Old 10-27-2003, 02:02 PM   #9
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You can buy green beans online that originate from small co-op farms...organic even....GUILT FREE.
Arrrggghhhh !

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Old 10-27-2003, 02:18 PM   #10
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Arrrggghhhh !

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TREE HUG ALERT
No Shite.....man, i think these people would be pissed if they knew sometimes I shred blank pages of paper just for the hell of it.....good thing you can keep a secret dinz....now let's go smoke in the non-smoking section
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Old 10-27-2003, 02:48 PM   #11
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Old 10-27-2003, 02:55 PM   #12
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duh, of course you are!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 10-27-2003, 03:13 PM   #13
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Old 10-27-2003, 03:35 PM   #14
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You got it babe............anyway back to venting..........don't ever offer to order lunch................it's someones b-day here and i offered to order the food.....i mean seriously how difficult is it to pick out what you want to eat.................it was like the blond leading the blond over here...................which is worse then the blind leading the blind..........

I GIVE UP *raising hands in the air*

and one last thing...........then after i finally make the order one of my co-workers comes down and says "i sure hope it gets here in the next ten minutes".............I couldn't hold back anymore..........i said...............

"are you confused or something because i've never heard of food being delivered in 10 minutes, have you?"

when he said "ok, no, i haven't"

so i looked him straight in the eyes and said "please, please just go away.....just go away"


UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Where's my farking dinner? I've been waiting 12 minutes.
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