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Old 06-17-2007, 11:43 AM   #76
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The Toast that started it all...The Original Holy Toast!


I still think it looks more like Greta Garbo or Madonna....
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Old 06-17-2007, 11:52 AM   #77
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I still think it looks more like Greta Garbo or Madonna....
Greta Garbo, totally!

Me starting to worship the Holy Toast now:



(I've put it in that black bread box so it stays fresh )

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Old 06-17-2007, 01:13 PM   #78
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You may have seen the Holy Toast. You probably didn't miss Jesus on the dog's ass. But have you seen...

Frying Pan Jesus?
Don't be fooled by cheap imitations:
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Old 06-17-2007, 01:28 PM   #79
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It seems that jesus loves manifesting in toast, eggs, and coffee, i.e. at breakfast time:



Could it be his way of saying that he wants us to have a nice day ?
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Old 06-17-2007, 01:46 PM   #80
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i can't make out the frying pan jesus. but then, i'm a heathen so i'm probably being blocked from the glory of god.
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Old 06-17-2007, 01:52 PM   #81
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^You're kidding! He's right there.
Look, right there.

Jesus would never block you from seeing him. He was totally a righteous dude.

How come nobody ever sees Buddha when they gut a fish or something?
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Old 06-17-2007, 01:52 PM   #82
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Talking

But, but..it is right in front of your eyes!!!

Never mind..ask the pope..he too has been on breakfast food...
I present to you. .Pope on a Pancake!



For you doubters...
http://bulletin.zefrank.com/showpost...19&postcount=1
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Old 06-17-2007, 02:01 PM   #83
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I've decided to go public with the time when His Holiness the FSM appeared to me. I never expected to be chosen in such fashion, just before the dinner prayer.


It was really humbling.
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Old 06-17-2007, 02:08 PM   #84
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It was right there, I swear, right before I put the cheese on it.
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Old 06-17-2007, 02:13 PM   #85
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I can see the resemblance, brightpearl.

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Old 06-17-2007, 02:30 PM   #86
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I was watching Miami Ink and that chick had that sammich tattooed onto her boobeh....
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Old 06-17-2007, 02:33 PM   #87
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^^ oh man, just wait a couple of decades til the cooper's ligaments give out
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Old 06-17-2007, 04:52 PM   #88
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^You're kidding! He's right there.
Look, right there.
i see it now. apparently all i needed was to read the words "right there."
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Old 06-17-2007, 04:57 PM   #89
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^OMG I'M A FAITH HEALER.

I must use this power for good.
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Old 06-17-2007, 05:13 PM   #90
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auntie: "my head hurts."
pearlie: "RIGHT THERE!"



auntie: "I'M HEALED!"
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