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Old 12-30-2007, 04:50 AM   #316
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Old 12-30-2007, 02:37 PM   #317
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It's probably not my place to say, and I know I'm probably not even supposed to be in the loop anyway.

But if you want to fix things, he's going to have to meet you half way. And if he doesn't, then you've got to do what's right for you. You can't just hang on waiting to see what happens. You're not buying time. You're wasting it.
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Old 01-01-2008, 11:43 PM   #318
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I was driving on the back road just a bit ago, in the dark. I came around that little curve just before the road that leads from the backwoods bar. There were headlights coming to intersect with me, growing so quickly that I could see the driver wasn't slowing at the stop sign. I was much too near for braking to do any good. Time slowed the way it does sometimes, you know. I knew it was hopeless, but I kept my eyes on the road ahead, pressed my foot to the accelerator, and thought, "Thank God I left before I died."

There was a kind of sliding klunk so faint that I'd think I'd imagined it if there wasn't a scrape on the back bumper, and I saw the truck pass behind me in the rearview. If I hadn't sped up, or if he had risen from his drunk-assed stupor enough to try to slow down at the intersection, I'd have hit him head on at 60 mph.

I'm not shaking even a little bit.

I woke up alive today. Just that is enough. I'm satisfied with what I really believed would be my last thought. With this new year, may you come to understand why that is with only the suffering that is necessary.

And may everyone who reads this recognize for themselves the next time they need to fvcking floor it.

I'm going to go put on pajamas now.
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Old 01-07-2008, 04:36 PM   #319
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Dear Miss A. who art the new boss of my dad,
just wanna tell you that he thinks you an ultra-cute lady
(he told me and blushed like hell).
If you dig him too,
(I hope, I hope so much,
that could cure him from this nasty dark haired lady,
who stole his heart and just plays with him)
GO GIRL! Make a move!
Cos he's a bit shy...
Thanks for listening,
and the warmest greetings from me,
his daughter and chief advisor in love matters (sigh! that's a job!)
P.S.: Irrepective of how things develop between the two of you,
make him work less!
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Old 01-07-2008, 07:17 PM   #320
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you are such a fvckken BRAT!

ok ok ok, I know better than to take it personally. but sheesh. it's people like you wot cause UNREST.
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Old 01-07-2008, 09:57 PM   #321
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Dear Miss A.
for the record, i am also miss a.
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Old 01-08-2008, 12:40 AM   #322
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dear other part of my brain:

feck off, willya? it's hard enough dealing with the stress without your unwanted input.

sincerely,

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Old 01-08-2008, 07:38 AM   #323
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for the record, i am also miss a.
You are my dad's hot boss?!
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Old 01-08-2008, 12:47 PM   #324
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^^ wow, that explains a lot
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Old 01-08-2008, 02:52 PM   #325
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Dear potential flaky schmuck #8-

Look pal, she's like my little sister. She's not the best at picking dudes that are right for her (you are, afterall, #8). She needs to be single right now and focus on her career, but she only listens to me when it suits her. She really likes you though, and speaks highly of you... so I'm not going to say anything. If you break her thoroughly bruised heart...

...we will have words.
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Old 01-11-2008, 10:01 PM   #326
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when are you going to just ask me what I do for fun?

it's very strange how you're always poking gingerly at my relationship with my husband, like he's going to disapprove of my career choice. I'm not of your culture, darling.
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Old 01-12-2008, 01:53 AM   #327
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You need to inform "your" teachers that potato needs no E at the end unless it's in plural form, and also that helmut is a name, not an item of headgear. I mean, ugh.
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Old 01-13-2008, 02:55 AM   #328
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*hug*
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Old 01-13-2008, 03:39 AM   #329
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Old 01-13-2008, 11:46 AM   #330
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sometimes there are rocks


or a lumpy, repeating pattern


sometimes not


and they all used to be each other.
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