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Old 09-01-2004, 08:11 PM   #1
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wasted moments at work

I about fell over laughing when I read these two stories, so if you feel like slacking at work, here they are for your reading pleasure.

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Old 09-01-2004, 08:16 PM   #2
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I love you Zen; I think I hand raised that squirrel
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Old 09-01-2004, 08:19 PM   #3
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I had J read the 'new toy' one, because he bought me one of those, and all he could do was shake his head, laughing at the poor jackass and insist the thought would never cross his mind to do that to himself....just the sound it makes when you push the button is enough to stop somebody...mine has the arc of electricity...
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Old 09-01-2004, 08:21 PM   #4
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EVERY year I ask for one and every year my hsb. gets that same "deer in headlights" look. I am going to have to buy my own
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Old 09-01-2004, 08:30 PM   #5
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My brother wanted me to zap him with it so he could see what it feels like, he is a big Jackass fan. I couldn't bring myself to do it, he changed his mind when I hit the button and he saw the arc and heard the sound it makes.

J is a big security freak, he buys me weapons all the time...hahaha...
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Old 09-01-2004, 08:54 PM   #6
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the new toy is friggin' funny as heck.!
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