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Old 11-30-2005, 03:29 AM   #16
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I want him in charge of the reception line at my daughter's wedding.

"You can all just line up and kiss my black ass. No pushing, please...one at a time."
anything for you sparty
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Old 11-30-2005, 12:43 PM   #17
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114 guests you are all cordially invited to fvck your self, but please don't forget to kiss my black ass on your way out.thank you.
And don't forget to tip your waiter!
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Old 12-01-2005, 03:24 AM   #18
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91 guests kiss it. you know you want to.
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Old 12-01-2005, 03:51 AM   #19
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114 guests all in line to kiss my black ass. peefeepeepee can fix them something to eat why they wait their turn.
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Old 12-01-2005, 04:14 AM   #20
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oh for the good old days
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Old 12-01-2005, 04:17 AM   #21
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^^^cool post from a non lurker
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Old 12-01-2005, 04:29 AM   #22
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That's very weird that you kept that.
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Old 12-01-2005, 10:14 AM   #23
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He keeps it with his belly button lint collection...^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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Old 12-01-2005, 10:34 AM   #24
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sad losers around the world - here's the thread for you.
oh, i see some of you are already here....
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Old 12-01-2005, 10:46 AM   #25
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^^^^^^looks who's in line TC..you may want to get a health certificate before allowing the kiss.
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Old 12-01-2005, 07:57 PM   #26
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Are we allowed to kiss any other place?
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Old 12-01-2005, 08:27 PM   #27
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^^^^^^looks who's in line TC..you may want to get a health certificate before allowing the kiss.
Yes, I quite agree and am of the opinion that this is the exact purpose to which a dental dam was invented.
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Old 12-01-2005, 09:30 PM   #28
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it was a lovely kiss even with the dental dam. thanks skippy.
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Old 12-02-2005, 11:44 AM   #29
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Maybe so Tc..but go wash up and get back here..a line is forming!
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Old 12-02-2005, 01:50 PM   #30
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64 guest please form a line . you can kiss my black ass quickly then get back to your lurking.
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