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waaaaaaa :)
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Berlin
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^Ah, this physical fitness test is just the same as our Bundesjugendspiele (federal youth sports day), only that it's not so much for statistics (at least I never heard anything about them being evaluated, published or something - although it has this hyperofficial name) but to embarrass kids who are bad at 100 and 400m sprint, high and long jump, and shotput (yeah it's almost the fukken olympic games!), because everybody gets a certificate - and of course the athletics cracks don't diss the athletics losers... of course not...
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Moderator
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: A much better place
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The fitness thing made me laugh hard. My kid won it a few years in a row..and we are talking about a class A, glued to the couch, move as little as possible at home kinda kid. The kind who complained scrubbing the tub or drying the dishes made her too tired to move... the kind of kid who lied, cried, and ditched gym class at every opportunity. Yet, she managed to win that stupid award.
![]() ETA... When I asked her HOW she passed those tests, I found out the school offered a cash prize. ( I wonder if that is/was legal? ) Money, the great motivator. Pfft. I never would have passed one of those tests ... even if I had hired someone to take it for me...for any amount of money.
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in limbo
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: The Netherlands
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#2719 |
Rhinoceros fan
Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 8,749
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If everyone learned personal finance, birth control, and critical thinking, my country would be a different place. If money's tight, they could just teach critical thinking to make a big dent in the other two with one fell swoop.
Wouldn't hurt if everyone had to take a useful cooking class, like half a semester or something...not what passes for home ec now, which is so often an array of the many things one can make using canned biscuits as a base.... |
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#2720 |
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea.
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double teachers' salaries, and require them to flunk the bottom 10% of every class.
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landscaping is fun
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: up river and down river
Posts: 4,815
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meretricious dilettante
Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 11,068
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Economics. Cosmology. Humility.
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#2723 |
Cheeses Save
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Floating
Posts: 9,204
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Add: Life skills (economic, cooking, health, relationships), critical thinking, emphasize science education far more than currently, more art, more music, more vocational ed, more money for teachers.
Remove: Team sports (let the fans and parents of the participants in these non-educational games pay for sports and the expensive ball fields and equipment and coaches associated with them, not taxpayers...get sports the hell outa "school" lest Americans continue to think "sports" are a vital part of "education".), 1/2-2/3 of the administrators. |
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#2724 |
excursions
Join Date: May 2006
Location: beyond the call of duty
Posts: 2,443
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all right, we're into day 2 on this ¿ question ?
new ¿ question of the day ? actually in the spirit of jeopardy this will be the ¡ answer of the day ! please answer the following in the form of a ¿ question ? ¡ this is the first song you heard today !
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#2725 |
waaaaaaa :)
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Berlin
Posts: 3,875
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¿ Do I look as if I had no breakfast yet ?
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#2727 |
balancing actor
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: america
Posts: 2,706
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some old rock n roll in brooklyn
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#2728 |
ª ★ ª
Join Date: May 2004
Location: lª m°°n
Posts: 13,853
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i know nothing of this jeopardy
.......¿................................................?....... ¿ question of the friday may 2nd ? if a lion could talk, we could not understand him i was wondering, what is your interpretetation of this famous saying of philososososopher ludwig wittgenstein? .......¿...............................................?....... |
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#2729 |
oi
Join Date: Feb 2008
Posts: 5,208
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Mmm... because if a lion was talking to me and it said 'food' it would mean... me?
Ok, ok, because being a lion is a totally different experience than being human. And, btw, I often cannot understand a fellow human being, let alone an animal... |
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#2730 |
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Posts: 2,752
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silly, lions never talk to monkeys
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